I want to show you women my penis!! but don't worry I won't...

Ok, this may sound weird, but I am really proud of my penis, recently I realized, after doing some research, that I am well above average in penis size. Don't worry I am not a flasher, but boy if a girl wanted to see it, it would be out in a second. Is this weird? It must be like women with flashing their boobs, if you got it flaunt it. Only thing with penises that differ from boobs, is guys can tell how big boobs are when the women have their clothes on, but girls have no clue how big of a snake I have in my pants.

Sorry, but I just want to share my shaft to the eyes of female adults everywhere!

 

What's Your Opinion?

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Most Helpful Opinion

  • If it seems at all as though you are doing it on purpose, you will freak them out.

    Girls like to look, but they don't like guys who want to be looked at. Make sense?

    If you are telling the truth, then you have probably gotten looks already. Don't grin at the girl or act like an ass about it. The truth is, a good percentage of them don't want a bigger than average guy. They are just gawking, like they would at a two head cow.

    Try to act modest about it, if you have an erection, try to hide it (I know, hard). Above all, don't act like you think it makes you god's gift to women. It doesn't. Take it from an older guy.

What Girls Said 4

  • nope I'm good with that. I'm the same way with my boobs and am naked at every chance I get.

    • i would love to see u

  • As a woman I can say there is a limit to how big a penis can be and still be enjoyable. If bigger was always better then childbirth wouldn't be so painful. Congratulations on being above average, but don't let it go to your head. I have had friends with giant boobs and they aren't so successful with guys because they tend to rely on having big boobs and don't bother to offer anything special.

  • Sounds like you have a touch of exhibitionism, which is nothing bad unless you start streaking through public places with only a trench coat on! ;)

    But no, I don't think it is weird. I once had a guy friend who showed his to anyone who would look, mainly because of how freakin' long it was. (And yes, it was freakishly long and worth seeing!)

    • That is too hot, want to see? lol just kidding, well not really just kidding... lol

  • I don't think it's weird. I secretly want to look at a lot of my guy friend's.

What Guys Said 3

  • I show off my **** to anyone I can at any point in time. I'm an exhibitionist, it's what I do. Some girls love it, many hate it, some don't know how to react. I've gotten the full gamut of reactions, I'd say, from the girl starting a scene, announcing to everyone I'm jerking off, to a girl staring at it, interested and unashamed.

    I'm addicted, but it's definitely dangerous. I've walked around with a hard on sticking out of my blue jeans in many crowded public situations.

    If anyone here (woman or man) would be willing to take a look at mine and help satisfy me, that would be great. Look me up on yahoo messenger. SN: gkopw

  • "girls have no clue how big of a snake I have in my pants."

    Yeah, they sometimes do.

    I get looks if I'm sitting a certain way. Sitting on a stool kind of gives you a wedgie, and makes your package really obvious if your flaccid penis is at all large.

    And if I get a boner, there's no hiding it. But I try to, anyway, just so I don't weird girls out.

  • As large as your penis is, she can always buy a larger dildo. You've got to provide something the dildo doesn't.

    When I see big boobs flaunted, I tend to think of it as a gimmick. Sure, I notice them, but she also loses attraction points overall. This may also stem from the fact that I'd rather have sex with a girl in a relationship than with a plethora of other women I don't really care for.

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