Any football fans here ever tried the Chinese Field Goal?

[ketfoen]

All you need for this is an open mind and a pair of chop sticks. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart. Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are no splinters (it's amazing how one, lone splinter can ruin your entire evening). Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips. Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the chopsticks. The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring. When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three points.

[Anonymous]

We got drunk off of scorpion bowls once and my friend thought that the Chinese food man was nice and decided that he wanted to take him home so he can make food for him always. So he proceeded to attempt to abduct the man who happened to have a King Fu black belt and kicked the crap out of him. So in an essence, my friend got Chinese field goaled in a different respect.

[JellyBeans77]

pee from a 100 storey building