Found Cum in some weird places, must be my roommate!

This is gonna sound sick. OK here is the thing, I live with 3 other girls and 1 guy. All of us are fairly sexual, like we talk about sex quite a bit, and well I know we all masturbate. Here is the sick thing that is going on lately, and first off let me say the guy roommate is a really good friend who is not weird or sick or anything like that. Well here is the thing, he recently got dumped by his GF, so obviously he is not getting any sex lately, so I assume he is masturbating a lot, you ask how do I know this? Well my other roommates and I have been finding "signs" of his masturbation. Yes when I say "signs" we have found come in some places, sure one of the was on his computer chair, nice white streak on the seat of it, and sure it is his room so I have nothing against that. The bad places are our sofa, where there looks to be a white come stain, and one of my friends actually sat on the dried remains with out any of us realizing it. The worst spot was come on the mirror, I go get up to brush my teeth, and see come on the mirrors. I swear it is cum, like its gross, and he never has ever made these messes before. What should we do? I understand we all have our sexual needs, and heck maybe if girls ejaculated come like guys do, maybe us 4 girls would make more of a mess than him, but its quite disturbing, heck I would rather have him jerk off in front of us wearing a condom, then doing it "secretively" but making a mess.

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  • That's really not cool... I wouldn't mind knowing that my roommates masturbated because I know we all have our needs, but doing it in the public places and not cleaning up after yourself? No. It's totally disrespectful. I totally feel you.But considering you guys are all pretty grossed out about it, I would directly confront him. Tell him that it bothers you... It's pretty crappy also to live with someone who's passive about these things, and holds silent grudges instead of speaking out. If it makes you more comfortable, you guys can all talk to him about it together. Just don't be mean about it. Offer suggestions instead of attacks, and make sure he doesn't feel cornered.

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  • start putting sticky notes with an arrow pointing to the evidence and a friendly message like "nice one" or "jackpot winner" and make sure he see it :)

    • HAHAAHA that would be embarrassing but it would get the point across quite effectively.

  • There's no excuse for how this guy masturbates. It's extremely simple to have a tissue ready and then use it... and then dispose of it properly. Not be jerking off any place in your apartment and just letting it fly. That's pretty discussing. You girls need to put a note on his bed telling him to clean up his act or move out. Or your note could say to him what you said on here. Either he'll do that or he'll start acting more like a gentlemen. I think it'll be the latter one. lol!

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