Can girls can pee in a neat and tidy stream too? Survey.

Boys and girls learn at a very young age that 'boys pee standing up, and girls pee sitting down.' That's the norm, but it assumes that girls just can't form a directional stream like guys can. Yet some girls know how to spread their labia, exposing their urethra so that they too can have a neat, tidy, directional stream like a guy. This is a technique every girl should be taught at girl scouts, because it's useful to minimise self-wetting, especially when there's no toilet and no paper, and useful when you don't want your pee landing so close to your feet. Some turn it into a game of target practice like aiming for the drain in the shower! It also enables many girls to beat guys in distance peeing competitions (shorter urethra = less resistance to flow). It would be interesting to get an idea about what proportion of girls know about this.
I naturally pee in a tidy stream without need to spread my labia, and have virtually no self-wetting
Vote A
I can pee in a tidy stream by spreading my labia to expose my urethra, and use the technique often
Vote B
I can pee in a tidy stream by spreading my labia to expose my urethra, but only as a novelty.
Vote C
I've never done it before, but am willing to have a go
Vote D
I've never done it before, and would never consider it either.
Vote E
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
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Updates:
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Edit: Boys and girls learn at a very young age that 'boys can pee standing up, but girls need to pee sitting down.' (My over-simplification was intended to be like what a 4 year old might say.)
+1 y
It would be interesting to hear from girls why they love or hate the idea too.
+1 y
Very interesting to see that none of the 5 poll answers is clearly ahead or behind.
+1 y
If any of you ladies are unsure what I'm talking about, here's an example http://imgur.com/r/pee/kbrhs0w Definitely a useful skill to have, especially when camping. It does take practice though, so don't give up too fast.
+1 y
Girls, I'd like more of you to answer my poll to see if there are any trends.
+1 y
the most even 5-answer poll in history? curious!
+1 y
Still the most even 5-answer poll in history. :-P What's your take?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Not a female.

    They can actually pee nearly straight out in a neat stream by parting labia and pulling up at the clit. The hissing and burbling come from the stream being blocked by labia. Also, some girls have their urethral opening on the edge of their vag opening. Pulling up points it more straight out.

  • Either you've thought about this quite a lot, you spy on girls in the bathroom, you're visiting weird information websites, or you talk pissing theory with your female friends. Are you really looking to teach the ladies of GAG a better way to pee?

    • 1) Indeed I have thought about this plenty. 2) I don't spy on girls in the bathroom, but there are videos on-line. The fly-on-wall videos reveals a surprising variety of how women manage this most basic bodily function, some of whom are so ridiculously messy but don't know that it isn't usual nor that they have options. 3) I have discussed the technique with two female friends, and they now have laser precision. :-) 4) It's just another skill / tool in the toolbox, useful some of the time.

    • So you are or are not using illegal cameras to observe women as they pee in the bathroom?

    • I have never used illegal cameras to observe women as they pee in the bathroom, and have no intention to. I have never uploaded a single p*rnographic video either. I'm a scientist, interested in human anatomy, and find the internet a useful way to research any topic. I've been curious about girls' anatomy since I was 4. Nothing illegal about that.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Voted E. I like peeing in a normal, girlie way. I don't see why girls should be taught how to pee any differently. The only time it would be useful is when you don't want to sit on a dirty loo and most girls would just squat over the loo then. No need for anything more complex than that.

    • It's just a technique to have in the toolbox. Some don't bother when on a toilet, but if you're away from civilisation and don't want soggy socks, can come in handy.

    • Soggy socks? Why would I get soggy socks from peeing in a normal way for girls?

    • Evidently you wouldn't have this issue - which is fine. But there's a huge variety in what women consider to be normal. Some women are surprisingly messy - and accept this as normal for a girl, not being aware that they have options. Each to her own. I would love to hear from someone who was messy until they discovered and love this technique.

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  • I've voted B, but use it only when I use a squat type public toilet or, very rarely, in open country. At home or in the office, it's normal sitting.

  • I voted B, which I do only in a squat toilet. Else I sit, in which case spreading labia is neither convenient nor necessary.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I have peed outside but I never tried to make it go in direct stream. I just let it dribble out.

  • I know about this

  • This is pretty weird

    • Why do you go on these pee stream questions?

    • How did you go?

  • Hey! Sometimes I pee sitting down, why? Because its like 3 in the morning and I'm tired, I demand that you edit this question! >:(

    • I'm not sure what you're suggesting. I only have 5 possible answers, and this survey is more about whether or not girls chose to spread their lips to get a tidy stream, and not so much about if they chose to do it sitting or standing.

    • "Boys pee standing up" not all the time sir, it must be changed!

    • I'm a guy, and usually pee sitting down. I can do a better job getting the last drips out without a single drop missing the bowl sitting than standing. But that isn't what this survey is about. :-P

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