Women, can you tell when we have a boner?

I know as a guy I pop a boner about every hour, and sometimes I get a really hard one where I start thinking about sex and its literally at full mass, how obvious is it when we have a boner? Do you look at our crotches ever and see it or so you ever notice it when we are walking or sitting?
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  • ROFL yes they can I could ALWAYS tell someone was looking (sixth sense), but it always felt like a curious peek. I think to girls they think it's both weird and yet interesting. I had one time where I had a random boner in class. The teacher picked me for like no reason to get up and read part of the book. I refused saying I didn't know and she said "Get up or you go to the office". Low and behold I have a 6 inch bulge poking out when I get up. Yet surprisingly NO ONE laughed lol. The WHOLE ROOM WAS QUIET ENOUGH TO HEAR A FLY FART. The girls and THE GUYS just stared. (this was in middle school). I was like "..." lol. I just said "Teacher can I go to the bathrom?" and she nodded and I just left lol.

    • Wow I'm sorry that's pretty embarassing.

  • this is kind of off topic but when you get one in sweat pants you're absolutely screwed; try to stick to jeans if you think you're going to be around hot girls and can't control your erections. and if you do happen to get one, push it all the way up so your shirt is covering it up and put your hands in your sweatshirt pockets if you have a sweatshirt on. don't let it hang down by your knee that's weird as hell. and if you are going swimming and don't have a shirt on, just whip it out because everyone already knows you have a boner.

    • Ugh that swimming bit. It's so awkward coming out of water when your shorts are soaked and then having them stick to your body. It's just like.... HEY EVERYONE LOOK I HAVE A PENIS! LOOK AT IT! hahaha. Every time I get out I either hope I have a boner so at least I don't seem tiny, or I adjust my shorts.

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  • I make it a point not to look. I don't know how men really feel about being caught with a boner - but I have to imagine that it can be embarrassing or awkward. The easiest way to avoid that is to keep my eyes above the waist.

    Now if a guy is trying to draw attention to it, I assume he's a perv, so I'll just stare and laugh. Maybe ask him what I'm supposed to be looking at. A peanut?

    • LOL ouch, so either way if a girl looks at my boner she will embarrass me? Honestly if I was really horny I would love a girl to stare down there, but yah usually its embarrassing.

    • As long as the girl was trying to give you a boner - not some random girl walking by. No one likes pervs and if you're waving it around for the attention - it makes you look like a perv. Looking at men with boners doesn't make me hot. I don't know about other women, but my first thought is eww, unless I was trying to give the guy a boner.

    • Hmm, well no I don't wave it around, I actually had a bad experience once when I was really young, boner + wind breaker pants = :(

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  • lol before I joined this sight I never thought about looking at guys crotches or seeing if they had a boner. But every-one on this sight seems to either look or try to avoid looking. So I think I'm going to take more notice and see if a guy has one. Especially if you get one every hour wow, wouldn't that be annoying?

    • LOL, well I never considered it annoying. Some times I find myself rubbing if when I have one, like rubbing it when I am sitting in class, nothing perverted, just brushing my hand against it. It feels good when I get it, but yah it can be a bit of a nuisance if I have to stand up or what not.

    • Lol I reckon it's be awesome to just be sitting there and all of a sudden be horny. That just doesn't happen for me, I only get horny if there's physical contact that could lead up to sex :( lol

    • I wouldn't say awesome, cause I do not have the option to jizz. Now sure I have gone to the restroom before and blown my load, but that was when I was like 16, but other than that when I have a boner, I usually just play with it slightly then pay attention to class after awhile. If I am at home and I pop a boner, then I end up thrusting my dick in the air, cause its sweet to see your huge boner through your pants. Morning wood is another one, its great to see it in the morning to greet you.

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  • ok if we are sitting down, I can't really tell unless our bodies are facing each other, then when my eyes wonder...its kinda like... (giggle in my mind, thinking haha I'm a flirt"

    when we're standing up its like.. um what the heck kinda creepy unless he's flirting and stuff

  • Every hour!? Lol. I try not to look at guys crotches *even if I really want to* in case I get caught looking lol. But if I'm sure he isn't looking at me then I'll look, I've seen a few guys with what I think was one but I don't know if you could tell all the time.

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  • In terms of random people? I don't look at it. So, I wouldn't notice.

    In terms of my boyfriend? I think its an extreme turn on! Haha :p

  • I only really look at my boyfriend, but yeah I can tell. It really is a turn on though.

  • well just hope if they do notice you aren't packing a 2 incher xD

    • How could they notice lol.... 2 inch is like ur fingertip.

  • Probably one of the most annoying things about my body.

  • i always get boners at the most random times.. lol

  • I'll just duct tape it to my leg. Problem solved.

  • i do not normally look at a guys crotch, but if I do and they have a boner and I look yes I can tell.

  • i can notice it!

    • Do you look for it? Does it turn you on?

    • Well I wouldn't say look for it. but I mean its right there. it wouldn't turn me on. if it was a close friend, id make fun of him for life, but if it was just some random guy, I just tag them for a horn dog.

    • LOL, tag him as a horn dog, you realize our dicks become hard randomly through the day. It is like your nipples getting hard in the cold, you can't control it.

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  • not to be odd but yes we notice an sometimes fer sum reason we look at you're crotch area uncontrollable. lol like an accident

    • The same "accident" when a guys eyes wonder to a chicks boobs or bum? just wondering if that's what you meant

    • Yes that's what I meant

  • lol I could always tell when a guy have a Boner, even on the phone by the way he sounds. ;)

    there's nothing sexyer then a guy having a Boner ;)

  • Yeah it's really noticeable actually. Guys please...lol...don't get up if you know you have a boner.

    • Aaaand, what are we supposed to do if we have to leave and go somewhere....?

  • I don't even need to have my penis fully erected to have a noticable package... Not because I have bigger then normal equipment, but only because my whole package is naturally being showing! Some men have long dicks going down their leg, some have testiculs hanging down... Mine is just all jammed up, pointing in front of me instead of between the legs... So i always get looks and comments from girls / women... Even men lol

  • yes usually you can notice

  • Yeah I can usually tell.

  • we can't see it if ur wearing baggy clothes or something

    but we can if ur in like dress pants or fitted (not tight) pants

    we don't need to look directly at it..it kinda just pops out lol

  • i notice...and its kinda funny...but I'm not gonna go like scream out to everybody"hey looks he's got a boner" and if its my boyfriend I would tease him about it a lil

  • very easily you can see it its simple!

    • Really, prove it, I honestly do not thing girls can tell.

  • I never see them. Ever.

  • Yes, we girls can most definitely tell! I think its easy to get them in the cold right, because in gym uniforms, which are just like thin material, this one kid always stands by the open breeze and his boner sticks out so much! We can tell, especially if you start touching it and drawing attention to it!

  • Well if you look kinda uncomfortable because your dick is getting bent by ur jeans we'll figure it out. Or we can c the bulge in ur pants, because you guys are bad at hiding it.

    • I'd love to see you try.

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