So... she sh*t on me...

[Anonymous]

So I have been dating this girl for about 4 months now and I am having some serious conflicting thoughts about our relationship. So I will start this off by saying that while she doesn't like anal sex because it would make my genitals dirty and it grosses her out, she very much likes to have her anus spread open during sex. So now to the problem. Yesterday while we were having sex and going through our normal sexual routine. I was behind her using my thumbs to give some spread, she orgasmed. And when she did.. I will just say, some not very solid things came spilling out onto me. We both were mortified, and she cried and cried while I showered (and cried inside). The problem comes from this. I won't say that sex is the main part in our relationship, however I would be lying if I said it wasn't a big part. I am under the impression that this is going to put a serious damper on things sexually, as in I don't know if I can for a while without gagging at the thought. The conflict comes from this. She is cool and I like her, but our sex life is basically done for, for the next while anyway, and I feel like ending things because of this would make me a horrible person. So I ask, if your new SO literally crapped on you. Could you, or would you, try to get past it? Or if something similar has happened and you got over it, please do share. Once again thanks GAG for the help

[cmr530]

My friend in high school was having anal sex with his girlfriend. He had a long d***, I don't know if that contributed to it, but he pulled out of her qucikly because he was going to cum, and as he pulled out, she sh*t. They were having sex in the backseat of his car so there was sh*t on the seat. He couldn't stop from cumming at that point, so there was come on the sh*t on the seat. She felt mortified, he wasn't exactly excited, but they got over it and continued having sex, and got the care detailed.

I once found doodoo in my boxers where my d*** was the morning after having anal sex with my girlfriend. I didn't know there was doodoo on my **** after sex because it was dark, I put my boxers on and fell asleep. Then the next day I say that I had a brown tip and brown around the fly of my boxers. It wasn't fun but it wasn't a big deal. I just cleaned up and it was fine.

i know your situation is a little more extreme, but your reaction to the situation is up to you. you can choose to be disgusted and no longer sexually attracted to her or can laugh about it and go on with the relationship. in one of your responses, you said you didn't love her, just liked her. I think you need to determine how much you like her and if you are moving towards loving her. You're right to think that sex may be different or may not happen for a while, but eventually it will again. If you like her a lot and want to stay with her, then you will get past this and it won't matter anymore. You may take a while to not think about that incident when you have sex but you'll probably be able to enjoy sex with her. If you still do the anal paly, take precautions.

It is up to you, but if you choose that you don't want to be with her anymore, I would personally wait a while till she has emotionally recovered from the incident and have sex a few times when she is ready again before breaking up with her. I wouldn't want to break up with her and have her think that it was because of the accident. I think she has suffered enought emotionally and would not want to add insult to injury. But it is your life and your relationship. you know yourself and her better than I do so you know better how she would react emotionally. The most important thing in relationships, I'm my opinion, is that both people are happy, and that one persons happiness doesn't make the other person unhappy or hurt

[MyNameIsJonas]

ahhahah that's so funny man I heard this happened to someone when I was younger and he actually kept going until he finished.

Ok If I like seriously liked her and she was hot I might be able to get over it? Its sort of strange she didn't feel it coming out... You could make some jokes with her to break the awkwardness. It really depends on what type of chemistry and humor you two share. I've had some girls I could joke about with poop jokes and what not (although they never literally pooped in front of me) but yeah it really all depends on if YOU can get over it.

[Asker]

Yeah... She doesn't have THAT kind of humor. And I have thought about the her knowing it part too. Either she was too embarrassed to say anything, or I dunno.

[MyNameIsJonas]

Its tough if you can't joke with her... I think in the end if you can't joke with your SO its not a good thing. At least you weren't going down on her.

[Asker]

If that happened I don't know if I could ever even look at a girl the same way again, it would instill a fear in me for the rest of my life...

[abundantlyrich]

"He f***** the sh*ts out of her" literally has taken true meaning on this guy. lol

[Bethany94]

Get over it. Sounds like you two need to grow up. I can understand if it kills the mood for a day or two, but longer than that? Everyone poops. It's not like she tried to sh*t on you. If she likes her ass being open, invest in a butt plug. If you two seriously can't get past this (did *you* seriously cry in the shower? wtf? I can understand her crying from embarrassment and in fear that you'd never want to touch her again) then break up. If you're not mature enough for an adult relationship then don't commit. Being a "cool girl" doesn't sound like enough reason to fight to be with her.

[MyNameIsJonas]

Because a mature relationship involves pooping on each other... Common grow up guys.

[Bethany94]

I'm saying that people are mature wouldn't run because of poo. All long term/married couples will have at least one horror story about poop, either having to wipe because of a surgery or something to do with sex. I'm not saying that poop makes you mature, I'm saying that if you can't get over something as simple as poo, then you're not going to make it in this relationship.

[abundantlyrich]

lol

[Asker]

Lol, first I guess you haven't heard if the saying crying inside. I understand where you are coming from, although I think you mean you have to have deep feeling for someone. Its not a thing of maturity. It doesn't take a mature person to be okay if a homeless man threw feces at you, it takes an insane person. I think this would be different if we were together for a year or longer and this happened. Its just too early to deal with this kind of stuff

[Bethany94]

It *is* a maturity thing. I don't know why you brought up homeless men throwing poo. That has nothing to do with this.

[Anonymous]

it's pretty clear that you are just not into her in terms of a relationship. I've gotten a little poop on my boyfriend's d*** when we had anal sex once, I've gotten blood on him from my period, I've thrown up around him, he's had diarrhea when we were hanging out, etc. but never once has his view changed of me/vice versa. they are human functions and accidents are bound to happen, and if you really cared about her you wouldn't make it into a bigger deal than it is. so just break up with her because you don't care enough to look past this one little thing.

[MorbidPrincess94]

^ This!

[taintpaint]

If you love her you'll just find a way to get over it. If not you just have to tell her straight out and I don't think it makes you a horrible person, I mean cmon you don't exactly look at someone the same way after they pooped on you. It was an accident so you have to take that to notice as well. Its just a tough situation, but I don't know honestly I'd talk to then set things straight and be like "It didn't happen" end the relationship and just act like normal.

[Asker]

A few big things. First off, your username fits creepily well with this and actually gave me a good minute of laughter. Second, I definitely don't love her, I just like her. But yeah.. I figure things won't go back

[sockz]

pics or it didn't happen?

accidents happen during sex. if you f*** long enough something's bound to happen. and when it does you can both either make a huge deal out of it; or you can get over it and keep f***ing. chalk it up to experience and just exercise a little caution and practicality in the future.

[madhatters4]

if you are going to anal you need to do some colon cleansing or accept the dirty aspects come with the territory... You can't play with fire and expect not to get burned once in a while

Otherwise stop doing the anal stuff since you mentioned in the beginning that it doesn't really seem to be something she is REALLY into

[MorbidPrincess94]

Before having sex you need to tell her to empty her bowel. Use a laxative and clean it up inside with an Enema. Then your d*ck will not get dirty during anal sex. I wouldn't mind if my boyfriend crapped on me while playing with his ass because I know it's something normal and it could just happen to anybody. I would just joke about it then forget it. You need to forget it too. Don't break up with her because of this mishap. It will make her feel miserable. Get over it.

[mariafromabove1979]

she didn't just crap on him, she took a diarrhea all over him hahaha, worlds messiest cleveland steamer

[MorbidPrincess94]

Lol Even then it's something normal, diarrhea or not.

[mariafromabove1979]

sorry I can't say getting a little poop on then end of a d*** is comparable to getting sh*t all over someone ahah but maybe that's me

[Thermia]

Accidents happen, man, it's just poop. Everybody does it. Sometimes I fart when I orgasm, because the muscles just kind of push everything. Poop is messy and smelly but I doubt she meant to do it so you two need to talk this out otherwise ya'll are just going to be awkward about it until it breaks the relationship.

[yaddayaddayadda02]

She's a human being. Human beings poop. you were playing with the area poop comes from.

Man up, say to her "man, I've never literally f***ed the sh*t out of a girl before", laugh and bang her again.

[kaylaaxbabiee]

This is so perfect lol.

[abundantlyrich]

Sounds like she had 'unfinished business' that she forgot to attend to before servicing your needs...

well have a break from sex then when you're over the poo incident lol... then resume your night activities again.

[Prof_Don]

Imo she is probably very embarassed, and didn't take care of all her "personal business" before getting busy.

All she has to do is make sure she empties her bowels before getting busy.

This should be easy to get past, dude. Remember that girls are people with the same bodily functions as you! :-P

[Scoliosis-Smith]

Just laugh it off, give her a hug, and move on with your relationship. Girls poop just like us guys, its not a big deal.

[lproxsme]

nope women don't poop only men... :P

[hannibal214]

#1 if you engage in assplay things like this are going to happen

#2 move on. this incident is seared in your memory

[Anonymous]

Oh grow up. Everyone poops. Girls and guys. It was an accident, be an adult and just do the right thing. poo on her, problem solved.

[abundantlyrich]

lol

[Anonymous]

It's just a little poo, bro. Get over it.

[Asker]

Lol, I knew there would be someone who would say this. I know some people are into that kind of stuff, otherwise the idea/fetish of a cleveland steamer wouldn't be around. I however, am not one of them

[Opinion Owner]

It's not about being into it or not. Shit happens. Sometimes literally. Newsflash: You were playing with a butthole during a time when people have a tendency to lose some muscle control. This outcome should not have been out of the realm of possibility in your head. And again, it's just a little poo. There are people who literally clean it up for a living. It's not like once a little gets on you, you are forever tainted with feces. Scrub good in the shower and get over it.

[Cottoncandydreams]

LOL

[TwistedLogic]

Indeed! What a child! +1 Answerer.

[Anonymous]

I would leave her