My junk is above average when erect, but it looks small in my Speedo. I don't really care, because I feel more comfortable wearing one when I swim. Some girls will think that you will still be small when erect, other girls will know that you are a grower. The trick is not try to guess what they think. What does it matter anyway. You know the truth, and that's all that matters. There is this life guard that is pretty damn hot that I would love to date. Will it hurt my chances if she thinks I have a small penis? Then so be it. It's not like I would explain that my dick is bigger when it's hard. That would show I am very insecure. If she asked me if I was a grower, I wouldn't even answer that question. I'd just walk away, never talk to her again, and find someone else to date.
a penis pump?
i don't know, man. you could also consider not wearing a speedo. it's just not meant for some people - particularly men. any interest in your d*ck will likely be overshadowed by the sight of hairy man ass, except for gay dudes, maybe? Girls will likely just think you are a creep or gay, and avoid you all the same.
But, I live in the middle of nowhere Iowa - perhaps the culture is different near beachy areas? In which case I'm back to my original answer: a penis pump. I couldn't tell you where to get one, and from what I understand the effects are temporary and quite dangerous if you overdo things even a little bit - but that's really the only way I can think of other than stuffing your pants with tissues or something..
Iowa has it's own culture. You would never understand. jk But seriously apparently women like hairy manass. :/
Apparently, there are some ill-conceived notions about those who wear swim briefs or Speedos. I'm sure there are some gay men who do it but, I get to see women in bikinis at the pool or beach (despite some who don't have the body for it) and I'm not supposed to notice that they have cameltoe and breasts and nipples piercing from their bikini tops. And I should in no way should think that they are being immodest.
Which I see your double-standard. I understand but why exactly are you interested in playing tricks of the eye on others?
I gotta tell u, some girls react very badly to "false advertising". A girlfriend of mine hooked up with a guy after getting really drunk at a party. He fell asleep with her when they were on the couch, so she started feeling his crotch and she found a pair of socks in his undies. She took a pic of him with her phone and sent it to her friends. After that the guys nickname on campus was Socky.
Did this really happen? LMAO
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We are rather puritanical now...aren't we?...especially for such a liberal society that we live in nowadays. I don't think that it ever hurts to advertise.
Well if you're looking for ways to deceive people into thinking you have a large package (as if it matters), I do believe that would qualify as false advertising, which is hurtful...especially to everyone that has to look at way more of your exceptionally average 48 year old body than they want to. Maybe consider moving to Greece? I've been there and there are old dudes in speedos as far as the eye can see, so you'd be in heaven..
Uh, ok.
Dude, stop wearing speedo's. I know you grew up with them and so have I, but it's time to hang them up and buy some regular swim shorts like these. link
If you think they make you look attractive, they don't.
And wear those grandpas' shorts?
Wear a jockstrap.
What if it shows through the fabric?
Stuff a sock down there!
The only people who should wear speedos are Olympic swimmers.
How about average men in fairly decent shape who want to do fitness swimming? Really, who wants to do laps in a baggy pair of board shorts or swim trunks? In any event, to each his own.
Hahaha. Shrinkage. Classic.
Just stuff em, bro.
Get yourself a cockring ;)
I've found a narrow c**k ring to be very effective in this situation, enhances what you have without looking false. If you want to ramp it up a bit, go for a wider ring.
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