Outie belly buttons or innie belly buttons? Which kind is sexier?

I was mutilated by my father and the doctors when I was born. Instead of allowing my umbilical cord to fall off naturally, they had it cut off and so now I have a hole in my stomach where I'm supposed to have a belly button. It's called a belly button because it's supposed to be a button, not a hole! I don't look sexy without an outie. I would look sexy if I had one, in my opinion which is always right because I'm mutilated. I know my father did it to cut the connection I have with my mother and because in American culture men like mutilated women with holes in their stomachs. My father didn't do this to my brother because he is a boy and he gave him favorable treatment. My brother has an outie belly button. For this I hate my father and hope he rots in heck. In fact, I hope all American men who perfer innie belly buttons die, because they deserve to ripped to shreds. Why is it acceptable for men to have outies but not women? I see men without shirts on have outies but when a woman wears a bikini and has an outie, she is mocked and ridiculed by sexist men. How would those men feel if they had their outies hacked off as babies with no choice of their own? In Africa and Southeast Asia, many people of both genders have outies because they don't mutilate their children by cutting off the umbilical cord, they let it fall off naturally like it is supposed to. Natural is always better, that's why I never wear clothing either and I don't use a computer because computers and clothes aren't natural and neither is mutilation. Outies are more natural and sexier, to me. I feel incomplete and mutilated because I'm missing a part of my body I will never get back. I hate my father and all men, especially American men. I hope they die. (...end sarcasm..)
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A woman's sexual pleasure is ten times more in her mind than in her genitals, and because I was mutilated my mental stated of feeling mutilated won't let me enjoy sex as much as my unmutilated counterparts. You wouldn't enjoy sex if you were missing an arm, would you? You'd feel self conscious. I feel self conscious and mutilated so I can't enjoy it.
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  • Firstly, I have an innie...everyone I know does. Innie belly buttons are more common. I think you're a bit confused in that aspect. Outties are not "more natural." The umbilical cord is clamped about 2 inches from the baby. The remainder of the umbilical cord then withers, dies, and falls off leaving behind scar tissue known as the "belly button."

    Most people's belly buttons concave into the body. Sometimes the scar tissue heals incorrectly and protrudes slightly, this is known as an "outtie" belly button. And also, look at a real button. It concaves slightly, that's why they are called belly "buttons".

    Secondly, your belly button has absolutely NOTHING to do with sex...are you referring to innie and outtie vaginas? Because that is totally different than belly buttons. An innie or outtie vagina also has nothing to do with sexual pleasure. Your vagina does not have an umbilical cord. Your belly button is on your stomach, not your vagina. You are not making any sense. Do some research please before posting uninformed word vomit.

    • Okay, after re-reading this three times, I think I'm understanding more now. But you did a terrible job of getting whatever point you're trying to make across. I'm assuming you're comparing belly buttons to circumcision? Again, it makes no sense.

    • I was being sarcastic. Read the whole question, silly.

    • When you said "end sarcasm" I was assuming you were just talking about that last sentence of hating men and "hoping they all die". You should have included the sexual part in the original question and also the point you were trying to make.

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  • At first I was reading this and was just... "whaaaa?" and then I saw "...end sarcasm..." and read it over again... This was actually funny, after the initial obnoxiousness when I didn't know you were joking. Maybe you should write articles. :) I don't think most people got the joke, though.

  • LOL I love this parody. Add me. :3

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  • I'm assuming this is some kind of attempt to humour, but having read it three times now I still don't understand (and it's not because it's sarcastic, I'm English after all).

    To answer what I think is the question, it makes no difference to me whatsoever if a girl has an inner or outie belly button and can honestly say that I've never seen a belly button on anyone that's made me think twice about it (asides from belly bars, because they can be very hot).

  • Looks like someone wants to justify hurting children.

    • hurting children is wrong, removing ANY part of the child's body is wrong.

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  • LOL

    Shut up

    I like you

    lesbereal, innie belly buttons look better

  • LOL! That was very nice.

  • You are weird, innies are completely natural...when I was young I had an outie, but as time passed, it became an innie...you are very misinformed

    And I know you're trolling because you said that you don't use computers...how else did you post this?

    • Yes, I am trolling. Brilliant deduction! do note the "end sarcasm" comment at the end of the question.

    • Hehe, I totally looked over that too

    • Thank you for taking the time to answer, though :)

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  • Innie bellybuttons are sexier

  • I like innies.

    I don't really mind outies tho.

  • I like in,,. My girlfriend and her family got inni.

    Wear belly button chains, dangling sparklin chaine

  • I have an innie that looks like a slit! It's fine with meh... annoying to clean though!

  • innies are sexier!

  • I love innies.

    Outie belly buttons or innie belly buttons? Which kind is sexier?
  • Innie. It's cute

  • I actually think a woman with an outie belly button is sexy! I'm probably in the minority though...

  • at least you aren't a guy and circumcised

    • Yes, that would be just as terrible.