Do you remember your most intense masturbation experience?

[Anonymous]

The question is really aimed at what you were thinking about, and why it was so sexually exciting for you. Mine was sometime in high school. There was this girl in my class that would sit across from me. School uniform allowed knee-length skirts, but the policy was never enforced, and so girls would roll up their skirts. I would have a perfect view of her legs, which were so smooth and toned, and a little thick, but not in a fat or ugly way. She was cute, but she wasn't the same nationality as me, so she was off limits socially. I never really had vivid thoughts about anyone, I guess because it's hard for guys to have vivid sexual thoughts (hence, p*rn). But one day I was taking a long hot bath, and as I felt relaxed, I almost started going to sleep, when all of a sudden I started thinking about her. For some reason, we both got locked in a classroom and the school was locked up for the whole night. That's when she slipped her underwear to the side and started riding me, going up and down on my ****. I woke up super hard, but still in a state of semi-sleep. Man, I closed my eyes and beat one off, then opened them up just as I was about to get off just so I could see what an ejaculation would look like under water. Then my bath turned into a shower lol. Anyway, feel free to share and discuss your own experiences.

[FutterwackenMcSappin]

Ok first, nice mental on the girl.

Second, f*** you for being a racist. (but cudos on the honesty)

Third, dudes are excellent at vivid sexual thoughts; sometimes to their detriment.(the police, female co-workers, and hospitals call them psychopathic sexual deviants)

Fourth, nice scene. I think I saw something similar done by Brazzers.

Fifth, Ew on the bath turned shower.

Last good whack off session was with my new girlfriend a couple of days ago. She got me good.

I told her about (because she asked) what was the one thing a woman could wear that would turn me on. I told her it was a thong in a mid-thigh skirt. To which she immediately said: "Oh my after-party Disturbed concert outfit. I can do that." So she shows up at my apartment on my day off. It was around lunch, and she is in a nice two piece business "suit". I have to say it like that because the damn thing was at least two sizes too small. I commented as much; she smiled and came on in. It was jacket and skirt, nice, but just those two. I asked her if Lids has changed its employee dress code. She laughed and told me sure, if that makes it better for me. I was now VERY intrigued.

Well like I said, she got me good. For ten good minutes, I try to talk abut bullsh*t but I can't keep my eyes on her face. Finally I excuse myself to the bathroom. It doesn't lock. She came in on me. I wish I could say I was embarrassed, but I wasn't. She took over for me.

Best nut ever. (Well, this year.)

[Asker]

Well, not like it matters, but I was talking about "nationality" not "race," and I didn't care, but my parents were the ones with the issue. Anyway, that was a great story. I wish I could feel that way about my gf.

[blackkid2]

I do. I was getting a blowjob but too nervous to cum. So this goes on for a while, all while I guess I'm watching p*rn, and then the girl left the room. I shot so hard and so strong I hit the ceiling from a sitting position in a chair. I made a total mess that day. It took a literal 5 mins. to gather and clean up all the ejaculate.

And that was years ago... Fresh like yesterday.

[Anonymous]

In a bathtub, filled with warm water. No one was home. Jazz music was on.

I'm not gonna say what happened because soecreeps can get off ahah ;)

[Asker]

Don't say what happened, the point was, what were you thinking about? Why did the "thought" make it your most intense or exciting experience?

[MikeK]

Oh God... I don't think there was ever just one "most intense"... they all are pretty much :P