After finishing your business in a bathroom how do you WIPE yourself?

(Whoever is reading this, please take this question seriously. I think we are all old enough to act mature. It's not like we don't all do this) Now for the question... Just out of curiosity, What way do you wipe yourself? What way do you make sure you stay sanitary? (feel free to skip this part) I ask this, because... Actually I'm not quite sure how I got on topic and started debating with my mother about this, but I did. Anyway my mom said that the way I do it isn't the best and can put me at risk of a UNI... That concerned me somewhat, but I don't think it's that hard to avoid wiping myself without giving myself one. Anyway she said you shouldn't wipe up when urinating always wipe down to avoid... You know if you go #1 and #2. And OF COURSE don't wipe forward after pooping! (which I and hopefully everyone else already knows) So I tried it, and OMG it just wasn't comfortable wiping up after peeing. So I don't. (start reading here) But, that got me wondering what way does everyone else do it? Do you think it's the safe/proper way? Why do you prefer this way? And yes... Guys can answer this question also, but considering the fact that you don't wipe when peeing... I just hope that you don't wipe forward when pooping. Also WHY don't you guys wipe your penis?
(I'm a female) Always front to back
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(I'm a female) Forward when peeing and back when pooping
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(I'm a guy) Only back
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(I'm a guy) I do wipe when peeing, and back when pooping
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After going #2 I always wipe forward
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  • I do not wipe after peeing (maybe I should I do not know) but i thought most girls do (not that I am judging you). It is funny you should ask this question tho because I honestly just come back right this second from pushing poop out my ass. I could feel myself feeling more and more relief with each log I pushed out my ass and now I feel so much better. I love pooping it feels great. Anyway I folded the toilet paper and wiped front to back. That is how I always do it. :)

    • How specific...

    • Sorry if that was to detailed for you, I guess I am not shy about this kind of stuff.

    • Just curious why did you post this in the "sexual health" section?

  • Voted 'D' - I'm obviously a guy but I wipe my penis too cause it's hygienic and it doesn't take the moisture back to my briefs :)

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  • Most guy do wipe their penis at home, and sometimes in the public restrooms if a stall with a toilet is available hence the toilet paper would be there but in a rush a public restroom that's pretty packed the urinals would probably be the only thing available so wiping wouldn't happen I think most guys prefer to wipe their penis it's more sanitary and no one wants leakage after going to the bathroom male or female!

  • This is a bigger issue than you think. I know it was an issue with a girlfriend and the doctor told her she was wiping the wrong way after sex.

    I don't remember how she was told to wipe or pat, but it can be an issue.

    Good luck.

  • Well. Guys should wipe after peeing too. Especially if they aren't circumcised. Should also wipe front to back after pooping.

  • I wipe foreword after I poop with toilet paper and wet one's I also wipe the head of my penis after I pee.

  • I wipe myself every time i poop with baby wipes

  • I do it the military way. Keeping in mind most times there's only so mush toilet paper available.

    I scoop from back to front with 3 sheets folded. Then I use another 3 & put a finger in there & twist it around. Sometimes that needs to be repeated.

    If I'm in a civilian setting using a urinal I shake, shake, shake my pud. If I'm at home I shake & dab my pud with TP.

  • My lover doesn't wipe. She warm water rinses the whole area every time she sits and then blots with a hand towel. That way she is always fresh...and ready for oral.