1. The Donald wins the election with Mr. T as his vice president, then proceeds to make America great again
2. There's finally a hot First Lady and daughters in the White house.
3.All the jackholes and social justice warriors who threatened to leave the United States if Donald Trump wins makes good on their promise and GTFO.
4. ..............That means no more Lena Dunham :)And the ones who don't leave become so 'triggered' by it all that their fuzzy little heads spontaneously and simultaneously explode!
5. The number of cucks in the USA decreases dramatically.
6. Instead of Harriet Tubman, Ana Foxxx is put on the 20 dollar bill!
7.After the wall is built, Another one is put up along the Canadian border to keep the damn Canucks out.
...and Mexico pays for it all with that cocaine loot.
8. New affirmative action laws are put in place where every guy in the US gets a Lamborghini and a hot chick to play with anytime they want.
9. ISIS gets overcooked
10. Bruce Lee's Birthday becomes a National holiday.
11. Americans reach such a state of enlightenment and badassery that they finally gain the ability to go Super Saiyan.
12.World Peace and all that other crap are finally achieved.
You know it's interesting that all the Social Justice Warriors saying they'll leave the country are all saying they'll go to Canada, instead of Mexico our southern neighbor. Hmm. At any rate they'll be doing the country a service by leaving, and we shouldn't build a wall that would keep them from leaving.
Also please deport all Canadians. You know like Jim Carey, Pamela Anderson, Ryan Gossling, Nathan Fillion, Brendan Fraser, James Cameron, Mike Myers, and many more. And these are just actors. You can keep Justin Bieber we already have a Justin as PM. Oh and we'll build the wall and make Ted Cruz pay for it.
Are you kidding, His last good movie was T-2 and let me tell you just how reprehensible James Cameron is, During the filming of T-2 he want his then wife and very bi-polar linda hamilton the star to build more muscle, when she was already fit and lean as a fiddle, He essentially co-erced her into taking steroids. So all those scenes where she is acting manic, thats because James Cameron fucking drugged his wife
@number 8 I think that would be considered human trafficking. But carry on hopefully trump does not win, America is so influential that the world will lose.
@Homebakedcookies nahh my great grandparents were fleeing the Netherlands from hitler, they weren't Jewish they had brown eyes, which was dangerous to have at that time and Hitler starved the Dutch when they took the allies side. After WW2 ended, my great grandparents didn't to quote many conservatives, "go back to where they came from." They already built a good life here. However if the government wants to send me back to where my family came from, I am all for that. I get to go to the Netherlands which is beautiful, avoid trump, and the government pays for it? Fuck yeah.
@Homebakedcookies yeah you're probably right. Trump is a butt hurt dumbass who will use his new presidential power to destroy anyone who is mean to him. Like what a dictator or a king would do.
@Homebakedcookies Looking, and migrants are still coming in through Europe, last I checked. But- seriously, these people have faced massacre, journeys you'd take only if doomsday were upon you, and the adequate response to those people is to shut them out? Leave them on the edge of safety because we might get slightly uncomfortable if we don't?
Well, seeing how the zombie apocalypse always starts in the US, building a wall on the Mexican border and Canadian border might not be a bad idea after all..
Yeah, the kill them all button. Kill all who oppose and enslave the rest! Become the greatest evil empire that everyone thinks America is. Kinda like the racists except you have a toupee dude on top.
I will become an arms dealer. Selling everything from small arms to intercontinental missiles. For world peace.
The damn Canadians are the exact same people as people in the States, all Immigrants from around the world, even native Americans have been shown to have immigrated here.
Thumbs up if politically right winged people are the most arrogant, ignorant, stupid fucks the ever walked the earth
US politics is all about making the most vague statements that most people will feel like they can relate to and agree with. Kind of like horoscopes. One size fits all.
I hope this is a joke if it's not then I probably would leave the u. s if trump wins because he might make u. s become a dangerous place to live and he'll probably become like hitler
@EnglishArtsteacher I would never compare trump to hitler I read comments from people on Facebook and other sites and articals who were comparing trump to hitler
Although I'm a conservative I'm not a huge fan of Trump myself. However I UNDERSTAND him. People who dislike him automatically label his supporters "KKK, bigots, nazis, etc". They automatically start with an insult. You are not going to change peoples minds by INSULTING THEM and then telling them to vote for someone else.
His hardcore supporters also include working class caucasians (among other minorities as well). These people have been hit the hardest by the economic downturn that happened in 2008. They also are given no voice, no respect in the main stream media. They are angry about being silenced, blamed and "one upped" for PC reasons. Trump is a breath of fresh air to them... and to a certain extent myself. He is saying what they are thinking but are afraid to say less they be labeled a "bigot". Trump can get away with this because nobody controls him.
with all that said I'm not crazy about Trump because he leads by entertainment. He proposes a border "wall" but what about the honest, hard working immigrants who want to come hear but CAN'T because of government red tape? Romney proposed a logical approach to immigration in 2012 but nobody listened to him because the main stream media did an excellent job of giving him a "weak" persona. He proved this totally wrong when he kicked Obama's ass in the presidential debates. Despite that strong showing, the media already brainwashed people to doubt his strength as a president. Trump doesn't have this problem... even if he is wrong. Strong and wrong is better than right and trite unfortunately.
@sdistotallyme I see what your saying but I would not try to change people's minds in not voting for trump they can vote for trump if they want to but I'm probably not gonna vote for trump because one he doesn't exsept specail needs people and he mocked a reporter who was special needs and second trump said that he would probably give nuclear weapons to Japan and also there were theory's from other people saying that he could be the next hitler and one girl said she thought that trump was hitlers anster and these are resions why I probably won't vote for trump I almost would have voted for trump but then after hearing what trump said and after reading articles I'm not so sure I'll vote for him
I'm going to RELUCTANTLY vote for Trump because I can't stand Hillary. I do not think she will able to control ISIS (very, VERY important), I don't like her gun control stances and I don't believe in government sponsored abortion (government sponsored birth control is a different story). I also truly believe she did something illegal and or at he least grossly negligent by deleting those emails. If male republican did the same thing the main stream media would had crucified him immediately. The left would be rioting in the streets.
To me she is nothing but a 3rd term extension of Obama and I believe this country needs BALANCE. I actually wasn't that upset with having Obama in office in 2008, but his second term has been an absolute nightmare.
Also until Trump massacres 8 million people and starts a holocaust (deporting people to their HOME COUNTRY IS NOT A HOLOCAUST) STOP CALLING HIM HITLER. It is so overused, so cliche, so ridiculous, so ignorant.
It might happen (Trump being president) by a very low chance. Bernie supporters are so filled with hate they'do vote for him to teach the U. S. a lesson for not picking Bernie. Kind of like cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Not to me it is not.. if trump wins and the country elects this blow hard.. well the Unites states is then just a stupider country then I always thought it was
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