15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

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I believe, after being 3 years on GAG, a forum with American people mostly, I can form an opinion about the mindset of American women.



This is an informative MyTake mostly. Informative for the guys who would like to move to America. If you think you are going to find women there, then you lost. There are NO women!!! Here are the reasons!



(In alphabetical order)



1) A broke guy is viewed as a criminal.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


Seems like guys who don’t make money, no matter the reason, are criminals for the American women. A rich guy is a good guy, and a broke guy is a bad guy by default.



2) Being thrifty with your money, you are a cheap guy, according to them.



15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


Seems like American women want guys to view money like toilet paper, and throw them away like nothing. If you don’t spend like at least $50 per date for her you’re cheap.



Same goes with tipping (one of the silliest American habits if you ask me. You are supposed to pay what you see on the bill.). If you don’t tip at least 10% then you’re cheap.


Like, it’s a crime if someone minds his money.



3) Believing, a guy who had sex with a prostitute, is infected with STD



15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


Having sex with a prostitute (where you use a condom), means you will get infected by default. Not to mention since prostitution is illegal, you’re into illegal sh*t. So the price is double.



4) Chances to have sex before marriage are less.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

Only if a year passes by at least. And then maybe. Sex before marriage is a sin.



5) Heightism


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

If you aren’t at least 4 inches taller than her, then you’re a midget.



But how she'd feel protected otherwise? How she'd wear heels without being taller than you, and if she is just for half inch, she'd feel like a fish out of the water?



6) If you’re not a jacked guy then you are lazy, and less than a man.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

Guys should be strong according to them, so they can feel protected. Otherwise they


are lazy and useless.



7) If you don't drive then you are nothing.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

For many American women, a guy who doesn't drive doesn't worth their time. Like it or not you should drive in order to please her majesty. Even if she has a driving license herself.



8. If you don’t have a college degree you’re lazy and stupid.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


If you have just a high-school degree then you are useless. And even worse if you’re a school drop-out then you’re a criminal. By the way do you know how many billionaires didn’t have any college degree?



But yeah, school is always right, eh?



9) If you don’t have good relationships with your parents you’re a scumbag.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


For whatever reason. Even if your parents were abusive, you should respect them, because they know better.



10) If you raise your hand towards her, you're an abusive monster


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


Even if you do it in order to defend yourself during a fight, the fact that you raised your hand towards her makes you an abusive monster.



11) Not following traditional gender roles makes you less than a man.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

Backward mindsets in other words. Gender roles don’t make a man. It's really annoying how do they stick too much on them, and worry if in case they stick out.



12) They have the princess syndrome.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


Do you understand why, Disney cartoons featuring various princesses are so popular in America? They are a really bad influence to young girls, and this syndrome is still alive when they became adults.



13) You are forced to dress your age


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


Being above 22 and wearing sneakers is a crime. You should wear suits and business shoes from now on.



14) You're weird if you don’t have at least 3-4 social media accounts.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View


You must have everything. Facebook, Twitter, instagram, tumblr, etc. Otherwise you live in the past, you’re boring, you’re a weirdo. This applies especially to young women who were born like after 1990. Older ones, are more relaxed about this social media thing.



15) You must be above your phone continuously.


15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View

For the simple reason, if you don't text within 15 minutes after she send her message, she'll start to think you're ignoring her. Or even worse, you hang out with another girl.

15 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An American Woman, From A Foreigner’s Point Of View
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