How would you like to kill/torture mosquitoes?

[Ferruccio77]

Describe how do you torture mosquitoes or how would you like to

Squash them?
Suck them into a vaccuum cleaner?

Please share your ideas. Tip: they hate garlic.

[meibay313]

I have this bug zapper thingy at home to catch any bugs :) small ones like flies or mosquitos will die (roasted), big ones will be paralyzed so I pick them up and throw them outside :P

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[cavmanier]

Lol evil :D

[meibay313]

hehehehe LOL I know but it is so fun with the net thingy O_O

[cavmanier]

Hahaha omg :p

[meibay313]

no worry I won't hit you with it :P

[cavmanier]

Omg :o *runs away*

[meibay313]

*tackle you and pin you down* hehehehe gotcha~:P

[Ferruccio77]

That is actually a very painful way to die. The shock is not powerful enough to zap them instantly but leaves them tortured for a long time before getting friend. The ones with blood get more pain

[Ferruccio77]

I'm going to buy them!!!

[Ferruccio77]

Fried*

[JellyBeans77]

I always torture mosquitos coz they always torture me, first i beat him to be helpless but dont completly kill him, then bring one hammer give one hammer to him then burn him, after this not even his soul will try to torture u.

Cheers

[JellyBeans77]

and also these are some great ways to..enjoyyy XD

-Turn on the "all out"
-pluck their wings and make them walk
-pluck their legs out
-set fire on them
-Squash them using some object
-expose them to heat like all out
-insert syringe in its back and suck the blood in

which one do YOU like the best lmao :D

[Ferruccio77]

Haha oh my you're so funny.. you truly have won the gold medal. Dont think anyone can beat you here..

Haha all your ideas got me laughfin.
Suck their blood out is terrific ! What about lock them in a garlic chamber?

Haha I pluck out their legs n wings before xD

[NovemberJoseph]

Wtf you're not serious are you? Lol

[Ferruccio77]

Who? Me or her? I think were both serious xD

[JellyBeans77]

HAHAHAH LOL thanks..i just hate them so much that my hatred for them sometimes overflows :D and thegarlic chamber lololol xD

[Ferruccio77]

Just copying here what you wrote so others can see it (best answer haha):

and also these are some great ways to..enjoyyy XD

-Turn on the "all out"
-pluck their wings and make them walk
-pluck their legs out
-set fire on them
-Squash them using some object
-expose them to heat like all out
-insert syringe in its back and suck the blood in

which one do YOU like the best lmao :D

[JellyBeans77]

hahah lol thanks for the MH :) im glad u like it lol well i like the one thats about sucking their blood out in a syringe..then they'll feel what we go through LOL :D

[Ferruccio77]

Once I was vaccuming house. I saw some mosquitoes and sucked them in haha. I felt so happy cuz they get to experience whats it like being sucked into a black hole and then getting shiet thrown at them inside the machine and being in more shiet and that terrible noise. Terrible way to die haha.

Another time I clenched my fist, and mosquito couldnt pull its mouth out. It was panicking haha. U can do so many things as ur imagination lets you. Try feeding them to spider. Spider sucks the juice out of its prey

[JellyBeans77]

HAHAHAHA you got some brilliant ideas too man! :D

[Ferruccio77]

Hey homie how are ya?

Hey listen, what if a mosquito bites a drug addict. Will the mosquito suffer by the craving of drugs and not being able to get it?

Also do you know Dragonflies are main predators of them. I want to watch them slowly be eaten.

[JellyBeans77]

hahah you're really interested in insects aren't you lol? thats cool..and i've never thought about dragonflies..dont see them much around

[Lauren2410]

I usually just smack them. But i would burn them lol, but that means if they sit on the wall I'd burn the wall. I also used to drown flies lol. Don't know if it works with mosquitoes.

[fiego]

I channel my Daniel Son from Karate Kid and use chopsticks to kill them. It keeps me very busy during the summer.

[Ferruccio77]

Wow. Teach me your skill, yoda

[kalrodkal]

I feel bad when I torture them. I burned one with a match and I felt so guilty :/

[bellegirl16]

I just squash them as fast as I can. I've never thought about another means of destruction. Now spiders on the other hand...hairspray, windex, dropping books, trapping them under clear bowls. ..

[Ferruccio77]

But squashing them is too quick.. you can't savor all those tiny emotions

[bellegirl16]

I can't take chances when they are after my precious blood!

[Ferruccio77]

Maybe cuz girls shave so often, the tiny follicles to detect movement is loss :p

[bellegirl16]

Ha ha ha. You're a deep thinker!

[Daph81]

I used to use these electric bug rackets from Asia. I love the smell of roasting mosquitoes at night!

[Ferruccio77]

Ooohhhh I shud buy those ! Be so fun to zap em ! Thanks !

[knotme]

I will get my tweezers, get inny tinny needles, microscope, scapel, and duck tape; So, one will hear their cries. Mauh...

[Ferruccio77]

Ohohohoho tiny needles and acupuncture on them? XD

[knotme]

No slowly pulling said skins from body, next is the stinger

[Ferruccio77]

You will get 100000000000 million on YouTube if u upload that ;)

[knotme]

Hahaha. Y?

[Ferruccio77]

Very few mosquito videos on there. I've checked

[knotme]

do you want Peta after me?

[Ferruccio77]

Haha. Sorry I dont.

[Anonymous]

Inwoudlnt. That's cruel. It's their nature to be who they are. Don't blame them, thy were born that way

[Ferruccio77]

What about parasites? And worm that live I side your body? ;) dont blame them too?

[Ferruccio77]

U must be a fan of twilight but vampires are mosquitoes !!

[jenndrop24]

Make them sign up for Obamacare.

[Ferruccio77]

Haha nice one ; D

[jenndrop24]

LOL, sometime I got it!

[DragonWolf]

I always hit them, and then they're dead. :)

[Ferruccio77]

Hit them with what? Hammer?

[DragonWolf]

my hands, my hands are very deadly to mosquitoes :D

[Ferruccio77]

You were taught by bruce lee or obi wan? I shud be careful with you, you must be able to give terri le slaps ; D

[DragonWolf]

Like I said, my hands are deadly to mosquitoes.
So not to humans :) I only hurt people when they make me very angry, and good for people: I barely get angry =) So I guess it should be safe for you haha.

[chocolateismylover]

I usually just squash them.

[Ferruccio77]

That is too quick! I try not to but just make them dizzy. Then u can torture however u wish. Look at jellybeans answer

[chocolateismylover]

Lol Im not into torturing them. Jelly Bean's answer is great.

[Ferruccio77]

Pffft.. Amateur :p

[Ferruccio77]

-pluck their wings and make them walk
-pluck their legs out
-set fire on them
-Squash them using some object
-expose them to heat like all out
-insert syringe in its back and suck the blood in

^Pro

[chocolateismylover]

I know lol :p

[Ferruccio77]

Do u know that only female mosquitoes bite :P male ones do not.

[Ferruccio77]

They need blood to make babies. Every time a mosquito bites u. It has the chances to lay many eggs. Lolol

[chocolateismylover]

You're kidding?

[chocolateismylover]

Fuck I hate them more !

[yaddayaddayadda02]

lysol and a lighter

[Ferruccio77]

Nice skill. Doing it just right will burn their wings off and theyre forced to be camels