Where does your dick go when you take a shit?

Question

I've been wondering where do guys dicks go when they're taking a shit. Does it sit on the toilet seat or into the water?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Most of the time, It's just dangling there, soft. Most of my defecations don't involve me having an erection.

In the event of an erection, it's usually underneath the seat. However, it's supported by tendons, so it doesn't dangle (rather, it actually pushes up against the seat). If I don't need to piss, it may just rest on the seat.

For it to go IN the water, you'd have to be about 7 inches long and have a boner that hangs straight down.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Guys normally need to pee at the same time they poop, so most guys aren't going to leave it on the seat where they would be peeing in front of the toilet. I can't imagine any guy being so long it actually reaches the water. The penis is higher on the male body than you seem to think.

TheStatenIslandFairy · Answer

LOL this is the greatest question ever.

BeardedDude · Answer

Haha... it stays put, "in the water", dang that's a big man!

Illusive_Man · Answer

Junior'll be sit on the toilet seat like a king.

gotc147 · Answer

Now this is a funny question lol. Thank you for the laugh :) To actually answer the question it simply hangs into the bowl but the water isn't high enough for it to actually be touching the water.