Why are men SO OBSESSED with the following things?

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Proving "No Homo": going out of their way to bash gays just so they can assert their own "manliness."

"Weird" fetishes: Some guys love to lick a girl's dirty soles, toss her salad, and let her pee on them.

Porn: And showing no shame at the gas station. "2 HUSTLERS FOR 9.99?" Guy says after buying a swisher "I'll take it"

Fantasy leagues/sports: Some guys get defensive and will taunt others who disagree with their opinion on sports and players.

One upping each other: Being too competitive, proving each other wrong, getting jealous when women talk about other guys.

Gambling/betting: Texas Hold Em, internet poker. Who can belch louder, drink faster, drink more, fart longer, whose turd is bigger, etc

Their pen15 size: Measuring it, petting it like a parakeet, being insecure about it, asking girls on GAG about it, obsessed with getting head so much they don't see that women need to be pleased too.

Being Loud: Loud exhaust, loud car BASS that rattles the car, loud burping, loud home theater systems etc.

Their cars: And it doesn't matter if it's an old Honda Civic, some guys will spend tons of money putting a Mach 3 razor looking spoiler and a drop kit so low it road humps the speed breaker.

Violence: Blood, gore, fights, freak accidents, murder mysteries, supernatural evil, guns, knives, swords, dying for honor, pain, physical drama, war, battles, explosions.

The movie Scarface: Or anything mafia, Carlito's Way, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Sopranos, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Boondock Saints

Death defying stupidity: "Bro, you dare me to, bitch? I can do a back flip off this balcony, land on the window AC unit below, somersault off it and land next to my dog below..Indian style" SEE LINK BELOW

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Being a Bachelor: Some guys avoid commitment.

T-shirt and Jeans: And this is the outfit for most outings unless an occasion requires a dress shirt or a suit.

Dance Dance Revolution: Some guys will be total WALLFLOWERS at a nightclub, but with DDR they hop around like their crotch is on fire.

Videogames: And not just that, but being totally submerged in the virtual worlds of War Craft and Halo.

Poking: Any creepy social media stalking of females some guys do: "Damn she's fine, I'm a send her a message describing her my life story and hope she writes back!"

Lesbian sex: "I wanna see you...and you...make out"

Thinking too deep: Some guys, instead of flirting, will try to impress a girl by bragging or with their knowledge of Quantum Metaphysics.

"Richard, this is just the kind of pretentious bullsh*t that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them."

--Francoise: the movie: The Beach 2000

GrandpaSimpson · Accepted Answer

1. Proving no Homo: I am not fond of queers. They continually fluster and irk me, how can a man not love the female body? The female body is beautiful, it makes me suspicious for gays to not like females.

2. Weird Fetishes: I have a back, chin, ear, back of knees, armpit and nose fetish. I also think heels are arousing, that and pink Nike running shoes. The new ones, with the new shoe smell.

3. Porn: I love watching it, especially the kinky stuff, like girls that pee for camera, bestiality (girl humps horse especially) girls squirting, BDSM, strap ons, elfs, fairies, female cops, nurses, and school girl outfits, cheerleaders too, only if they are really flexible in the video.

4. Sports: Can't get enough, if my favorite teams lose I tend to chuck bottles at the screen, been kicked out of bars for this.

5. One upping: I'm down to fight a guy that wants to fight, bring it on biatch

6. Gambling: Leave Uno, Solitaire and Goldfish to the bitches, Poker is a man's game, bring on the cigars and whiskey.

7. Pen.is size: At the gym, Ill check out a guy's d.ick in the suana to see if its bigger than mine, I also shave around the base of my c.ock, makes it look bigger. I used horny goat weed one time, also took viagara for the hell of it.

8. Loudness: I like to bump my music louder than the dude next to me at the red light

9. Cars: They should make Priuses with drop kits and razor blade spoilers

10. Violence: Something's so funny about watching a blond chick die in a scary movie

11. Scareface: "I always tell the truth, even when I lie"

"You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

"Say hello to my little friend!" (Used also in the bedroom when I pull my pants down)

"This town is one big p**** just waiting to be f***ed"

12. Death defying stupidity: I once jumped off the roof into snow below however the snow wasn't deep enough and I ended up hurting my leg, but I laughed my ass off because it was so painful yet it was so ticklish.

13. Being a Bachelor: I'd avoid commitment just to keep my balls out of her purse.

14. T-shirt and Jeans: This is why being male is great

15. Dance Dance Revolution: See my comment on queers.

16. Videogames: Grand theft auto is the best

17. Poking: LOL, don't do this, but you just gave me an idea.

18. Lesbian sex: Instant hard on, no butch dikes though.

19. Thinking deep: My d.ick usually goes deeper than my thoughts, philosophy no, but lying about how a girl is so special works wonders, more so than philosophy

Later brosif

sinful1620 · Accepted Answer

I'd say penis size, cars, competitiveness, death-defying stupidity, and all those types of things all lump into our culture pressuring men to feel inadequate if they aren't "alpha".

Being a bachelor is easy... most women are pretty damn controlling. Being a bachelor avoids being controlled by someone else.

And video games, sports, gambling, all that type of stuff centers around guys being interested in strategy. Or maybe it's not fair to say that guys are inherently interested in it, but strategy is seen as a stereotypically masculine interest.

Vasillilaw · Accepted Answer

Well, um...that's a lot of stuff. lol.  I'm not sure why, but my dad is a super huge homophobe.  Probably something to do with his culture.  He's from South America and it's pretty different down there.  When he was younger him and his friends would go find trans hookers and beat them up.  My dad still hates gay ppl.  It's difficult to deal with.

acubed25 · Accepted Answer

Once again why so serious people? Enjoy the humor in the stereotypes and general b.s that society imposes on BOTH males and females to fit the "norm". Have a laugh and remove the proverbial stick from your respective arses.

@ QA: Thumbs up mate

proudtexasgirl · Accepted Answer

Lol I'm glad you also addressed what men are obsessed with.

Warren · Answer

No homo: I don't have this problem.

Weird fetishes: I don't THINK I have this problem, in that my fetishes would be relatively mainstream.

Porn: I use the internet.

Leagues: I pretty much hate sports.

Competition: I do love proving people wrong.

Gamble: I don't.

Penis: I don't worry about its size, although I do show it a great deal of attention, if there's no one around willing to do it for me.

Volume: I'm quiet. Always.

Cars: I hate cars. I hate driving.

Violence: Well, admittedly I'm a bit obsessed with learning about the history of violence, but this has more to do with what it tells us about human nature. The same could be said about sexuality. That said, I don't enjoy most displays of meaningless violence for it's own sake.

Scarface: Didn't like it. Goodfellas was great though. As was Godfather, Sopranos and Reservoir Dogs. And a thousand other movies. I like movies. And TV. Mostly SciFi.

Stupidity: No. Not even a little bit. I don't do "stunts". I don't even like riding a bike for fear that I might smash into something and break an arm. I prefer to walk/run instead.

Bachelor: Guilty. I don't like being tied down by legal documents, even if I am willing to spend a great deal of time with a person.

T-Shirt/Jeans: Yes. Simplicity is awesome.

DDR: I don't dance. Ever. Under any circumstances. Well, unless you paid me. A lot. (We're talking National Deficit numbers here!)

Poking: (What?) I don't use "social media", certainly not to go after women.

Lesbians: Yes. Hot chick + Hot chick = Two hot chicks. How is that not awesome?

Thinking: Guilty. But I think you mean Quantum Mechanics. I like nerdy girls, and hopefully they'd like me. But I usually don't pull out the Quark until we've gotten to know each other better. I also wouldn't call it bragging, any more than you'd call talking about.. whatever it is people like you talk about. I like science. I like girls who like science. I like talking about science with girls who like science -- and even those that don't, if they're willing to learn!

I did however see an article in the newspaper looking for participants in a "study" to show that you could cure cancer with quantum mechanics using the power of the mind. I showed it to a girl I fancied (a girl who *gasp* shared my love of PBS science specials, and who envied my book collection) and we shared a laugh. Deepak Chopra is a douche.

Dareon · Answer

Proving "No Homo": I'm straight and proud of it and also I just don't want any of those subhumans among my friends.

"Weird" fetishes: I like fishnets and high heels, is that weird?

Porn: Not obsessed about it.

Fantasy leagues/sports: I'm not a big fan of watching sports, it's boring.

One upping each other, being too competitive: Yes, sometimes I'm guilty about it.

Gambling/betting: I don't gamble, it's a waste of money.

Their pen15 size: Not an issue and I'm definitely not self-conscious about it.

Being Loud: Guilty! And proud!

Their cars: Guilty!

Violence: As long as it's not too sick it's cool. Thriller movies and some horror movies are fun!

The movie Scarface: Mafia? Not too big fan about it but some of that stuff is cool!

Death defying stupidity: Not an issue to me.

Being a Bachelor: Not an issue to me.

T-shirt and Jeans: I wear long shorts and a hoodie, that stantard ''T-shirt & jeans" can really look quite boring.

Dance Dance Revolution: I'm not really fond of nightclubs.

Videogames: Fun for the first 2 hours, then gets boring.

Poking: Definitely not me, I prefer seeing girls in person not stalking on the web.

Lesbian sex: Huge and instant turn-on! As long as there ain't butches.

Thinking too deep: Not me, I believe in ''the simplest answer is the best"

ThoroughFred · Answer

better question: why are girls so OBSESSED with useless facts of life. Guys love what they love because that's the way guys are. If you spend all your effort accepting it and learning how to use it both to your advantage and to find which parts of those things you do like about us you will be a much happier person, instead of stomping around furious because you don't think that way and it doesn't make sense to you.

It's like trying to figure out why a serial killer kills people. There is no answer, they just do. The deeper you dig, the more likely you will just become a victim, or turn into one yourself.

hALLDAY · Answer

Socially constructed things which correlate with masculinity, that we have been drawn to since we were born.

Musclecarman · Answer

Well, I like fast cars (but not the rice-mobiles you described)guns, don't wear fancy clothes,play poker, been exposed to violence so I can take or leave that.Everything else you mentioned, I have no clue.

Tentacle_Therapist · Answer

Videogames and fictional violence are pretty fun, though.

Anonymous · Answer

Lol , You're so silly. How have I missed your questions on this site. I haven't really been on this site in a while, Up until the lasts couple of months. Loud car BASS that rattles the car, Their pen15 size and Texas Hold Em. Too Funny

Anonymous · Answer

The same as your "girl" stereotypes ... you really only address one kind of guy.  I think perhaps, you're only describing yourself and the girls you're attracted to.

smexiliciousss · Answer

I think you forgot the fact they like to compare d*ck sizes...

Anonymous · Answer

Hey, women also compete to see who can belch louder, fart louder, belch longer, fart longer, and take the biggest dumps. I guess that also falls into being loud, because we burp and fart loudly.

Anonymous · Answer

feet is not a weird fetish actually the most common one.

all of those things define a man sports, beer, cars and modding, violence especially videogames, and stuff opposite from what most girls like which are romantic films and non violence.

Anonymous · Answer

Because most guys who think like that are ALPHA as fuk cuzz! I'm all those things except for the car stuff (I don't have a car) and the whole blood and gore and freak accident stuff (that sh*ts scary)!

Anonymous · Answer

Wow us pore guy just got the hell bet out of us by that one :(

quitshoeplay · Answer

I don't like the lesbian thing.  Being a bachelor I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT.  Feet are great,  I don't watch p*rn, gamble its fun and thinking- you gotta wonder about things.

KarKingJack · Answer

If you don't know by now...

Butterfly_kisses09 · Answer

Well you're a guy (as far as we know) so you should know the reasons for all of these...

AmberChick · Answer

Let's hear it for equality!

valleygirl · Answer

That;s just how they are

Anonymous · Answer

LMAO, love this question

Anonymous · Answer

Beacause they are scared     hahahahaa

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