Give me your best 'Roses are red' poems. What do you think about it?

[pastelrebel]

In honor of Valentine's day post your funniest, strangest, or sweetest 'Roses are red' poem~

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My favorite is probably:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

I am too.

[barney]

Here are a few variations, ranging from romantic to funny. You might know some already. Enjoy and happy valentines to all.

1. Classic Love

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you.

2. Humorous Twist

Roses are red,

My name's not Dave,

This makes no sense,

Microwave.

3. Gamer's Edition

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Waiting for the respawn,

So I can be with you.

4. Tech Love

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Unexpected `{` on line 32.

5. Long Distance

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Miles apart,

Still thinking of you.

[geekybunny22]

roses are red

violets are blue

this poem has no meaning

but neither do you

roses are red

violets are blue

valentine's day sucks

but not as much as you

[ixi10]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You may not know it

But someone loves you

[Operations]

'Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you'. At least that's a friend of mine former GaG user opened up chat to me a long time ago back in the day. Or, one I remember reading in a book sometime ago, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I copied your paper, and flunked it too.'

[WhiteSteve]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van!

hahaha, just kidding...my boy at work always says that, hahaha

[WhiteSteve]

awwww, thumbs down? that's comedic gold. I think you have to hear it in person, it's not as funny when it's in writing...

[Billlewis]

Roses are red and violets are blue, I know I'm not worthy to kiss your shoe.

[aceleon]

roses are red

violets are blue

life sucks

just like you.

roses are red

violets are blue

give me your money

or i will kill you

roses are red

violets are blue

if i had a brick

i would throw it at you

roses are red

violets are blue

if you were on fire

i would drop gasoline on you

roses are red

violets are blue

summers are hot

but not as hot as you

roses are red

violets are blue

forests are dense

and so are you

roses are red

violets are blue

faces like yours

belong to the zoo

don't be sad though

i'll be there too

not in the cage

but laughing at you.

with loves, Ace

[Love_is_in_the_air]

roses are red

violets are blue

i suck at poems lets have sex

[ToyStory]

Roses are red, violets are blue , now bend over, so I can stick my penis in you.

ROFL.

[pastelrebel]

Omg. This reminds me of

Roses are red

Ivy is twisted

Bend over, love

Your about to get fisted.

[ToyStory]

never heard of your version b4. did you get these off yahoo answers? lol

[pastelrebel]

I don't think so...I don't remember where I heard 'em haha.

[ToyStory]

I see .

[iwish46]

Roses are red

Grass is green

You're the prettiest girl

I've ever seen

If you are single

I think it's a sign

That you should be

My Valentine

[answermethis20]

awww

[Cuddle_Muffin]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like a sandwich

Perhaps even two...?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Please don't touch me,

Or I'll sue you..

[Log1414]

Roses are red

Condoms are blue

STD's are contagious

So watch who you screw

[AnathemA381]

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet... I like pie :3

[Xx_DRE_xX]

XD

[Loools]

So do I :p

[Habakkuk]

roses are red

violets are blue

all my base

are belong to you <3

[AnavelJay]

HA! I love this one!

[oxgoxk]

rose are red

violets are blue

some peoms rhyme

this one doesn't

[Anonymous]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My father is black
My mom's not seen him since he emptied his sack

[82lynx]

Roses are red

So is the state

Let us be comrades

Because I think you’re great.

[Unit1]

Roses are rose, Violets are violet,

Some idiots don't know the right color names for these flowers, however there's no need for violence.

[FunkyMonkee]

Roses are red,
Poppies are purple,
Please excuse me
If I happen to burple.

[FunkyMonkee]

If you don't stop drinking, you're gonna get cirrhosis! You know what cirrhosis is, don't you?

Sure. So roses are red,
So violets are blue,
So sugar is sweet,
So so are you.

[FunkyMonkee]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't look now but,
I'm following you!

Tires are rubber,
Windows are glass,
Would you mind very much,
If I touched your ass?

Puppies are funny,
Cats are a pain
but, I'll take a chance
And pet your pussy again.

I'm 7' 3",
You're 5' 2",
If I tippy toe
I'll be nuts over you.

[Garderobe]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get out of my garden

Or I'll set the dogs on you

[Xx_DRE_xX]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Quite equivalent to the heartbreak you put me through.

[OtterMan68]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We're both still siingle

Eh, we'll do

[Misty_04]

Roses are red, violets are blue. F***you whore.

[AnathemA381]

500 Days of summer? :)

[Misty_04]

:)

[Anonymous]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like your shirt

Cuz it matches your eyes.