get hold of his phone and change a couple of the numbers round - funniest thing ever. you can vary the cruelty of the prank by which names you give which numbers (ie - swapping your number with his mum is fairly harsh, swapping it with his best friend is less so)
If he's the kind of guy who doesn't want babies right now, then tell him you're pregnant and want to have the baby.
Note: make sure you don't tell him this when he's got a cooking knife in his hand or you're at the firing range.
*Buy oreos and replace the icing with toothpaste
*Butter the kitchen floor
*Replace frozen yogurt with sourcream and salt >:)
Tell him you think you might be a lesbian. That'll get him :P
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"I'm pregnant. Triplets on the way".
Get a pregnancy test and paint the strip blue.
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