Dubfire

 

About Dubfire

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According to the World Health Authority, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse takes place every day. Right now, based on the world population:

69,763,395 people are having sex.
48,816,098 are kissing.
27,250,951 are relaxing after having sex.
1 poor, lonely person is reading my profile.


Sex is like air: it's not important unless you ain't getting any.

What's 'making love'?
It's what a women does while a man is bonking her.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every little need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one little need.

A three-year-old was examing his testicles while taking a bath. 'mom,' he asked, 'are those my brains?' 'Not yet sweetheart,' she replied.

Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Men only have two emotions - hungry and horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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