stupidity when it comes to sex and imaturity at work and sugar water as a lube

So I work/live on a farm. We have severeral farmhands(part time usally teens who help out for minum wage). She failed to come in monday, but what really was bad is she didnt call. When she came in this morning I questioned her about it the convoeratation went like this.

Also ime her boss

(shes walking in the barn door)me- why were you not here yesterday
her-I had a yeast infection
me-and that matters cause
her-I had a yeast infection I couldnt come
me- I dont care you could of called
her- well you dont know hwat its like
me- ok ive got a girlfriend and i know some stuff and I know that even iff you have one you can still pick up your phone and call me to tell me you wont be here
her-I didnt so what
me- so what you should of called
her- you dont get it
me- I dont care how yout got what but you can still call
her-Just...(some stuff ime not going to type inaporiate)
me- you can leave right now go home and come pick up your stuff tommorow
her- I had a fing yeast infection from my fing boy friend who fing told me to that fing surgar water was a good lube fore fing sex(shes now yelling)
me- Thats not my fault you need to leave now
her- well whatever

she then left

I thought this was jsut really funny cause ime a guy but even I can tell you yeast thrives on sugar

So just dont have sex if you dont know the facts