they won't see it but whatever
i tell him :
"Hello baby! I'm a weird teenager called Nadzi and I have some real issues... I can't live without chocolate and cheese. If you want me , prepare your bud and fill that fridge! I'm nice, sometimes cute, sometimes brutally honest, but if you piss me off, I just flip my bitch switch and 'zero fucks given' mode, which you won't want to try. I want you to be jacked otherwise I'll send you to the gym 24.12875835738/24. Your ass better be mature and not a basement dweller fuck aight? Lovie Lovie Nadzi <3 "
we are all "waiting for that special person"