G@G singles! Make a declarate to your future SO?


they won't see it but whatever
i tell him :
G@G singles! Make a declarate to your future SO?
"Hello baby! I'm a weird teenager called Nadzi and I have some real issues... I can't live without chocolate and cheese. If you want me , prepare your bud and fill that fridge! I'm nice, sometimes cute, sometimes brutally honest, but if you piss me off, I just flip my bitch switch and 'zero fucks given' mode, which you won't want to try. I want you to be jacked otherwise I'll send you to the gym 24.12875835738/24. Your ass better be mature and not a basement dweller fuck aight? Lovie Lovie Nadzi <3 "

Updates:
6d
We're da MVPs
we are all "waiting for that special person"
Right? 'xD'

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What Guys Said 17

  • Hi I don't know if you remember the first time we met. I remember it so clearly, you were so pretty, with a warm and kind smile yet a deep sadness in your eyes. I didn't know until a few years later why you were so distant. I'm sorry, I am so sorry for not being there when you needed me.

    Shortly before I found out about the tragedy I was beginning to like you in more than just a friendly way. As the months ticked by I developed a strong crush on you which of course made me so shy around you.

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    • 5d

      I was really self-conscious about how skinny I was. So I begin working out to make sure it was very attractive especially as my shirt off. I finally got that coveted six pack that I hope you will love.

      As the years went by I began to fall in love with you. I care for you so much it hurts and I began to get desperate that I might never be with you. So that's when I finally plucked up enough courage to talk to you more and even ask you in the stupidest way I could which I hate myself for but I did ask you to go to homecoming. And might be willed or meant you said yes. That was the best night of my life.

      I will never forget that night or how you smiled at me or how are you blushed and looked away when I smiled back.

      I just want you to know, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever had the fortune of meeting. You're sooooo beautiful, inside and out.

      I wish you all the luck in the world

      God bless

  • "Hey how you doin little mama? lemme whisper in your ear. If you're looking for love, you've got it right here" *pulls her up to magic carpet and fly towards the horizon*

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  • Girl, I hope you are good with weapons. Because soon we will make a top secret private army and earn a fortune. We will plunder the politicians, get our own island and underwater base in the Pacific and even keep nukes ready. But no one will ever know of us and when the time comes we will make our own country. So be ready when I com for ya.

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  • Make me a sandwich

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  • I'm single as a pringle and ready to mingle. That's my future pick up line. Haha.

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  • ... (She's telepathic. She knows what I mean)

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  • I'm hoping I'll find you soon, wherever you are... that we can actually work to achieve our grandiose, shimmering dreams as I make my way into military medicine, I'll be able to give you so much more; living the dream that everyone seems to want but no one wants to work for.

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  • I am what I am, take it or leave it.

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  • That was scary 😢

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  • you better hurry up getting to meet me. I'm tired of looking and waiting

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  • I really like you, will you be my girlfriend c. d?

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  • Hahaha you're not real. *sniffle*

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  • Sooooo...

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    • 6d

      Wait no I got one, okay. What's 2 plus 2? Minus 3 divided by 3?

      It's 3.33333333333... it's never ending... like my love is for you.πŸ–€

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      More of a pick up line but whatever...

  • Be quiet : )

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    • 5d

      My deceleration to my future wife

      "Another beer please, and those little snack bites that you make. They're really good"

  • Hello

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  • Happy Valentine'd day 😍

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What Girls Said 6

  • Dear future husband
    Here's a few things
    You'll need to know if you wanna be
    My one and only all my life
    Take me on a date
    I deserve a break
    And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
    'Cause if you'll treat me right
    I'll be the perfect wife
    Buying groceries
    Buy-buying what you need
    You got that 9 to 5
    But, baby, so do I
    So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
    I never learned to cook
    But I can write a hook
    Sing along with me
    Sing-sing along with me (Hey)
    You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
    Even when I'm acting crazy
    Tell me everything's alright
    Dear future husband
    Here's a few things you'll need to know if you want to be
    My one and only all my life
    Dear future husband
    If you wanna get that special lovin'
    Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
    After every fight
    Just apologize
    And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
    Even if I was wrong
    You know I'm never wrong
    Why disagree?
    Why, why disagree?
    You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
    Even when I'm acting crazy
    Tell me everything's alright
    Dear future husband
    Here's a few things
    You'll need to know if you want to be
    My one and only all my life (Hey, baby)
    Dear future husband
    Make time for me
    Don't leave me lonely
    And know we'll never see your family more than mine
    I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (Hey)
    Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
    Don't have a dirty mind
    Just be a classy guy
    Buy me a ring
    Buy-buy me a ring, babe
    You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
    Even when I'm acting crazy
    Tell me everything's alright
    Dear future husband
    Here's a few things
    You'll need to know if you want to be
    My one and only all my life
    Dear future husband
    If you wanna get that special loving
    Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
    Future husband, better love me right

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  • "Hi, fellow hoe. Yes, it's me - the creep who never actually spoke to you but rather plugged my earphones in and didn't give a fuck. Though I did. Yes, there were many lessons when I just kept looking at you and trying to get to know you from your actions. I know I am a goddamn loser, nerd and a. weirdo but I really like you, so... uhm please don't block me irl thanks" *runs away*

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  • Happy V-Day love πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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  • Marry me alreadyπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

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  • 'Hi. I'll probably end up getting bored of you in the next couple of days. K bye.'

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