The trouble is we live in a small city where everyone knows everyone, therefore is it impossible for me to escape him. I see him comment on mutual friends statues, I sit next to his best friend in one of my classes and my family and friends feel the need to tell me if they bump into him. I was really in love with this boy, it's took me long enough to accept the relationship to be over and be angry at him for all the rubbish he put me through, is it wrong for me to never want to see or hear his name again? I feel like I can't properly move on if he is still lingering round.
How do I get rid of him from my life?
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There are 2 simple options:
Hire a hitmen/serial killer, and pay him good money to get rid of that idiot. Then tell his family that you do not know how and who killed him (to remove suspicion) then for added bonus, go to his house and steal his money.
Take a naked picture of him and put it on an online p*rn site and show it to him after. Tell him that if he wants it removed, that he should never be near you or look at you ever again. If he still is there, then photoshop remove his dick and post it on a p*rn site in the female section then show it to him again.
If none of these effective non tested options work, then congratulations and you're welcome.