Most Helpful Girl
An ex who cheated on me assaulted me when I tried to lave him. When I got away from him, I discovered that he saved all of his logins on my PC, which we'd been sharing. Facebook, Yahoo, several p*rn sites, several MMORPG sites, and several admin accounts on various forums. He didn't have access to a computer for at least 2 months, so I'm sure you can figure out what I did with this opportunity. 30+ accounts were compromised, about 17 of them permanently closed or transferred to some very friendly strangers.
Most Helpful Guy
I'm planning on driving by her and leaning out the window fanning my face with hundreds while she's living in her box under the overpass...