This is but maybe 2/3rds of her typical behavior, however she constantly remains selfish, hypocritical, conniving, and holier-than-thou. To cut the story as short as possible, I had to call the cops on her a few weeks ago when she came to the bar I run security at, got drunk, flirted with other guys deliberately in front of me, then tried to steal my car, and she landed with a public intox/disturbing the peace charge, and now I have issued her a 2 month eviction notice.
She has since been swinging back and forth between trying to 'fix' things with me/telling me she wants me dead/threatening suicide.
How the fuck am I supposed to retain peace and quiet until the notice is up? If I leave her alone I get nagged at for "not caring," yet treating her with sympathy means I'm a condescending prick. I just want her to be civil until she leaves, because my obviously long fuse is growing rather short, and I am tired of the verbal abuse/attempted physical abuse. (She has tried to attack me in several drunken fits, yet I have merely subdued her, as opposed to giving her a dose of her own medicine. (Sorry for the shitty grammar. I ran out of space.)