What have you experienced as the best break-up one liners?

Let's have some fun with this one! Have you ever been in a position where during your break up you fired out some hilarious parting shot to your ex, or had them say something to you that will forever be remembered as being so bad it was funny?

I'll share one of mine. This is what a guy said to me once:
"For two years I got shit from you! Nothing! Just a sandwich and a clock!"

What are some of your greatest quotes from the dearly departed?

Updates:
I can't believe no one else can think of some great one-liners!

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I've never been in a relationship but if I ever do need to breakup with someone I'll use one of these

    www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/breakuplines.html

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    • My faves:

      "I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."

      Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl.
      Boy: Who?

      Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
      Boyfriend: Sure.
      Girl: Poof your single.

    • oh yes! those are good 😂

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What Guys Said 2

  • *guy looks around as if desperately searching for something* pauses then says... Hmmm I think I lost my feelings for you 😂

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  • You have a vagina. I have a penis. We're just too different...

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What Girls Said 1

  • "It's not you, it's me" - good one! :D

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