He makes me so mad! and he spreads crazy untrue rumors about me!

please don't judge just help me what is the meanest thing I can say to my ex boy friend who is turning everyone against me with lies please help me


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  • Ignore him - if you try and play these games with him, you are only going to risk your own sanity.

    You want some hurtful stuff to say:

    "Hey josh, your doctor called today" (He says: "What doctor? what did he want")

    "It was doctor maybury, he said your test results came back positive"

    "You know, what's funny about you saying this hurtful sh*t, is that you begged to get some and never did. See ya asshole"

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, your d*** is so short, you could wear a tu-tu"

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    • Oh mi gosh that is so funny its perfect hahaha

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    • Alright fine): Ill be the bigger person... he's still a d*** though between you and me

    • For sure, I feel you on that ^_^

      Some kids never grow up, he will be one of them- at least until a brutal wake up call that we aren't in second grade any more.

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  • HE HAS HERPES...LOL NO FOR REAL You SHOULD JUST TAKE THE HIGH ROAD AND ACT LIKE HE IS CRAZY.

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  • Say he has a very small penis and he is horrible in bed. In fact, he is so bad, he never made you have an orgasm.

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    • Fail: Reason: "Not Funny Enough"

      - "Your penis is so short- that I want a divorce"

    • Boo!!!!! (for giving me a downer) But, your answer is pretty funny!

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