You and your best friend of the same gender are both married happily and in your early 60's.
One day both your spouses whom you've been married for 35 years take you out to dinner together and declare that they've been in a relationship for the last 20 years and now that it's legal, they're leaving you to marry each other.
Most Helpful Guy
I would likely laugh at first.
This will be quickly followed by a sudden heart attack.2
Most Helpful Girl
I'd flip my shit.0