Caught my wife in bed with another man and she slapped me?

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I got home and saw a pair of shoes at front of the door so I knew something was up and basically calmed myself down so I wouldn't get aggressive.
I sneaked up to our bedroom and opened the door. There she was, on top of another guy.
I just pulled my office chair and sat on it looking at them and said "Please, do continue."
Well, the guy ran out butt naked and my wife was on the bed crying while naked.
Me of course being a very straight forward person just said "explain."
She looked at me, got up and slapped me in the face for embarrassing her.

And that's not all, she told me "How can I satisfy myself when you have a pencil dick".
Those words kind of stung my ego...
She has been cheating on me for 5 years apparently. We have been together 8 years.
Well, now I'm planning on divorce. But she just told me she is pregnant and it's my child.

Caught my wife in bed with another man and she slapped me?
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