How do I get revenge on my ex?

So my ex boyfriend dropped a single diss track on me and it's really mean to me and shows his sadistic nature. Most of the things are untrue anyway but I still cried because of it. Anyway so I'm done crying now it's time for revenge. I can't drop diss track on him because my rapping skills are not up to par. What do I do? The stuff I mentioned I can do relatively easy but feel free to share your own opinions.
Show everyone pictures of his below average dick
Vote A
Spray paint a dick on his beamer
Vote B
Knee him in the balls
Vote C
Plant some weed on him and notify the authorities
Vote D
All of the above
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Other (please leave in comments)
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How do I get revenge on my ex?
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