Most Helpful Guy
Any college campus. And I mean fuckin super glue the shit out of it and take a razor to cut across it like price tags so it only peels off a square millimeter at a time, and trigger the fuck out of some precious delicate snowflake bitches.
Bonus points if you write, "You've been grabbed by the pussy, America. Suck it and drink it!"
Most Helpful Girl
Keep it somewhere safe. I hear Hillary supporters have been stealing and destroying them. And who knows, if they do it enough, yours will be a unique piece of history.