Let's say someone had a MAJOR thing for you. What would be your way of subtly letting them know you are never going to date them in their life?
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- Fart / Belch
- Pick your nose or a wedgie
- Make loud grunting noises while trying to gather saliva / mucus
- Lift your arm and smell your pit... Then repeat: "JESUS I need a shower"
- Call him every 2 minutes, every single day. When he answers -> Hang up
- Run up to him/his friends, like you are trying for the olympics.. Repeat: "I LOVE YOU TOM!"
Better yet - You could just find him a friend of yours that actually likes him; then say: "Tom, you're a good friend that I don't want to date. I want to introduce you rebecca because she's told me she likes you"
;D Good luck