Have any funny break up stories or funny reasons for a breakup?

I broke up with a guy because he called my dog dumb. I'm sure there were underlying issues that built up to the breakup but that's what started our relationship ending fight. I was young 🤷🏼‍♀️

It went like this:
Him, "Your dog is so dumb, look how dumb. Dumbass!!"
Me, "You're dumb! He's a dog, what's your excuse?"

I think I just couldn't handle someone being so adversely annoyed by an innocent animal. Or maybe he just wasn't a dog person... which is still a deal breaker lol hilarious!
Have any funny break up stories or funny reasons for a breakup?
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