I got dumped for not putting on enough cream cheese on his bagels OH WHY DID I FORGET THE EXTRA PACKAGE OF CREAM CHEESE OH WHYYYYYYYYYYY
I refuse to want to believe this. Say this isn't so especially since I assume they have working hands to put cream cheese on their own bagel.
It's called a joke
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