Why does my pet bird always looking to me when I am nude?


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What Guys Said 20

  • When camping my girlfriend and I walk nude around in the woods and the animals do act different. They come closer and seem to not be as alerted.

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  • He sees a new crevasse where he can insert his hard beak into.

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  • Maybe you are more aware of your bird watching you when you are nude. If you are not nude frequently, the bird is probably trying to figure out why you look different.

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  • Polly wants a piece of that? I don’t know lol.

    My fish does the same thing and I don’t really think too much about it

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  • Why are you checking if your bird watching you, when you naked? Do you get naked to see if your bird watching?

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  • Haha.

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  • Cause he wants to mash that pussy.

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  • The bird wants to have sex with you lol

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  • Damn... Dirty birdie thoughts " You'll lay my eggs soon!"

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  • Curious bird :)

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  • He s horny

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  • Probably because it`s odd. Seriously, if you`re wearing clothes most of the time, being nude whould be odd so there you go. Problem solved.

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  • Because u Look nice

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  • It has good taste.

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  • Put clothes on

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  • because i replaced it with a robot with a camera in its head

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  • PERv bird

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  • Are you sexy? It probably wants to create Bird-human babies with you'

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  • Maybe he smells fish and is hungry

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  • because you excite his "pecker"? :P

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    • possible

    • cats used to look at me naked a lot too. but I knew it was because if they got the chance, they were gonna pounce on my dangly bits. haha. but yeah, birds just like to look. lol

What Girls Said 4

  • He wants to PECK YOUR WALNUTS.

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  • Because he's a pervert, is it a he? That could be why.

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  • Why are you "nude" around him that's the main question

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    • Here is my house and I don't need permission from a bird

  • Lol because it's a soul. Possibly once human.

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