What's the most fucked up/funniest thing you've done drunk?

Not my story. But my friend ate a bar of soap on Wednesday to celebrate my birthday…yay?


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  • My friend told me that I once went to her house and asked her mom if we could hooked up and I kind of touched her boob. She says her mom never wants to see me ever again lol.

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  • My friends filmed me arguing with a house plant once when I was drunk, telling it to get out of the way since it was blocking my path. At one point in the video, I pushed the plant aside, only to have it collapse, and drunk me freaked out and started apologizing over and over to the poor plant. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Not about my drunk story. My mom got drunk one day with family pulled my aunt into the bathroom and when I went over to ask her if I could use the bathroom she slammed the door on my arm a couple times and broke my arm. (Definately fucked up and aunt being pulled into bathroom probably funnier part)

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  • A friend and I were drinking to celebrate him coming back to town, after the pub kicked us out he turned out to have fireworks that we set off outside. Then I passed out on the sidewalk in front of the pub and slept there all night.
    After I woke up I went to a Tim's but then passed out and slept on the floor of the bathroom for almost an hour.
    Kinda funny but dumb as hell, was years ago and I like to think I'm way less stupid now.

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  • When I was young , me and my girl went way down into a canyon next to a river parking lot to have sex in the car. Drinking Jack Daniels and just finished , I noticed a small bus with all these people watching us from all the windows , so I finally went over to the door, which was open to say hi , and then realized... they were just faces painted on the windows.

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  • It was the office party out of town. Got fully drunk and decided to get some sleep. Asked for a wine bottle (thinking that a new bottle would be given). Got an opened one instead and did not realize it. I put it in my bag after reaching the room. Next day, I saw that all the wine has flooded my bag and spilled over the table.

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  • In 1983 I drank a pint of pure grain and ultimately woke up naked in a car wash.

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  • I broke up with my shitty boyfriend (when I was sober), he was making Facebook posts about me telling me to β€˜come through.’ I went to his dads house, pounded on the door forever screaming drunk af could barley talk, then he was too pussy to come outside, just talked shit behind his dad. His dad started screaming went into the house to call the cops so I pissed on his door step and ran back to my friends car.

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    • Or fighting three Mexican girls by myself, while drunk, didn’t remember it in the morning. Surprisingly, didn’t get my ass kicked.

    • You sound like the most amazing person to drink with πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • It gets pretty interesting 🀣🀣

  • I threw up on a guy once lmao in my defense he was going to try and take advantage of me.

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    • I would've done more then throw up on him then. But good on you girl!

    • My friends had my back and I knew what I was doing so it was all good. Lmao it was hilarious though.

  • I peed on myself a little lol nobody knew I hurried up and washed when I woke up

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  • I don't drink

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  • I fell backwards on my head. I don’t remember.

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