Most Helpful Girl
I broke up with a guy last year cause of my religion. He's atheist.
I regretted it. This whole year I mourned over it silently. I saw him every day but we never talked to each other. And he got a girlfriend.
4 weeks ago his girlfriend broke up with him. I asked him to see Solo with me and he said yes. And I see something piecing back together.
I regretted breaking up cause I knew nobody had ever made me feel the way he made me feel. He's such a dork too. And a geek. I need that in my life. He explained to me last year that he only gets into relationships if he knows it's going to last.
I love him.1
Most Helpful Guy
Never. If I found a good one, I’d try a little harder to not find excuses to fire them.
One was a waiting ‘til marriage type. Adios.
Another was a drunk partier and a flake.
I’m missing a few less memorable ones.
Four with daddy issues and various levels of uncomfortable validation-seeking extra effort: pies, cookies, cakes, casseroles, salmon, rice, blowjobs, obedient compliance without a challenge.
One offered a three way with her younger roommate.
One wanted to leave her life and fly out to live with me.
One was just nuts and gold-digging while talking crap about the ex and saying how she gets free shit like cars and trips from oral skills.
Had great sex with an unstable bi/pan/kink chick (which obviously meant I was deficient in complementary ways then too) with a massive age and background difference... I wanted it to end on a good note, but immediately I became cast as the “bad guy,” despite talking it out calmly and gently as possible.
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