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Guess what, YOU are the one who goes to jail. He might or might not, depending on the specific circumstances and jurisdiction. You see, while she may have cost you money, the law will never see that as a justification for hitting her. You go to jail for assault. A judge might see your injury of the man's OWN DAUGHTER as a justification for hitting you, and he gets off on "extenuating circumstances". Anyway, you deserve to be jailed.