I have lots of lame jokes and this is one of them,
A woman walks into a jewelery store and looks at a gorgeous ring. Whilst bending over to take a closer look into the glass counter, she sighs in amazement and then farts. Embarrassed, the woman turns left and then right to see if anyone heard. Suddenly a worker comes right behind her, as to play it cool the woman points to the ring and asks what the price is.
The worker then responds, "If you farted just by seeing the size of the ring, you're going to sh... yourself when you see the price!
Haha :p What's your joke?
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hahaha...nice one... well here is a dry one I got
a man and a woman are sitting on a plane during flight...then the plane just goes out of control. And in panic the woman turn to the man and tears off her blouse and cries "make me feel like a woman again one more time!", the man tears of his shirt and says "here, iron this."
3 men were waiting to get into heaven...so one guy ask another 'how did you die?' he said...well, I suspected my wife was having an affair so I rushed home and ran up four flights of stairs to our flat as the lift is buggered, bust through the door, and found my wife nakid in bed. But although I searched the flat upside down I couldn't find a man anywhere. All the time I was getting more and more frustrated and angry, so I picked up the wife's brand new fridge and threw it out the window, and that was when I got a heart attack, I died b4 the ambulance men could get to me because of some disturbance in the street below...what about you?"
"well, says the other man, "i was walkin down the street when a fridge came whistling down and hit me on the head and killed me stone dead!"
He turns to the 3rd man, "how about you pal?"
"well, he says "I was minding my own business, sitting in this fridge when suddently...0