What is the most ridiculous thing an ex ever said about you or your relationship with them?

My most recent ex has said so many crazy things, but the craziest was her bizarrely claiming that I left my kids to be with her.

Although I'm sure she's like to stroke her narcissistic ego, she knows better than that because:

1) She said that she wanted to date me because I was a really good father and love my kids.
2) The mother of my kids spent last Christmas with me and the kids and my girlfriend was going crazy about that, worrying that we'd reconcile.
3) I already had to move out on a specific date and good luck finding another place to live in Germany's Silicon Valley.
What is the most ridiculous thing an ex ever said about you or your relationship with them?
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