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These were my 10 Steps Toward Recovery...
2) Got pissed off.
3) Cleaned the entire house. Threw everything that reminded me of him in the garbage or a bin to deal with later. Anything that smelled like him got washed.
4) Got drunk.
5) Woke up hungover, angry and determined. Went immediately to a mattress store. Bought a new mattress and a log bedframe.
6) Took old mattress outside in the yard and set it on fire.
7) Took a picture of the flaming mattress and sent it to him, then blocked his number.
8) Went to sleep in my new bed with a huge smile on my face.
9) Woke up refreshed.
10) The universe realigned itself because he no longer existed. All became right in the world.