7 Reasons Why Bodybuilders Are Totally Awesome

[Anonymous]

1. They make you feel safe

They can wrap their muscles around you and you can snuggle into their chest.

2. They have big arms and abs

This one doesn't need to be explained. We all love when a guy has arm muscles and abs.

3. They make money

From entering competitions and winning prizes!

4. They're so big...

Not only are their muscles big, they can even reach over seven feet. I love that 😍.

5. They can breakthrough a crowd.

Their strong muscles can push anyone, even someone who's obese, to the side.

6. They look more manly.

Strong men with muscles look more manly and make me feel more like a woman.

7. Your friends will be jealous.

Their jealous because your boyfriend is stronger and more attractive than their own boyfriends.

[RJGraveyTrain]

Not gonna lie, sometimes I wish I had a hulky friend to clear crowds for me. Saves me from having to bark at people. Lol. Nice work.

[RJGraveyTrain]

People actually disliked this?

Huh, touchy subject.

[Fearless_banana]

Turning into a huge steroid debate lol

[RJGraveyTrain]

@Fearless_banana Oh yes I remember you mentioning you use the juice issue once or more. At least you're honest about it though. That is a curious subject though.

[Fearless_banana]

Controversial subject. Don't promote it.. aware of the health implications that come along with it. I think I'm done trying to educate people though.

[RJGraveyTrain]

@Fearless_banana Well I can't lie and say I don't worry about the potential complications that come along with it, but ultimately Tony it's your body and what you do with it is your business and I highly suspect the body-building culture - if you will - doesn't exactly make not using it easy. I've seen some of those guys and I sincerely doubt their sizes are obtainable without the use of some kind of enhancement.

Nonetheless I do hope you're healthy and you continue to be.

[Fearless_banana]

Faith has been restored in gag. That first pic is a nasty result of synthol though lol. Fearlessbanana confirms.

[lost_alice]

do you take steroids?

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice Yeah

[lost_alice]

that is not really good for you, is this really worth it?

[Omar5881]

You really take steroids? 😮

[Fearless_banana]

@Omar5881 Yeah. If you want to go pro there is literally no way around it.

[Omar5881]

But these things are bad for your health Bro like really bad , all my health trainers never recommended nor doctors

[Fearless_banana]

@Omar5881 That's debatable. Steroids don't kill people. You get blood work done keep an eye on your lipids and everything else. I'm under a physician's care.

[lost_alice]

I know so many people that had cancer because of that

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice Oral steroids can cause tumors on the liver that can turn cancerous but I don't take oral steroids. They are terrible for you

[Omar5881]

Well be careful with it Bro it won't help you if you got a cancer or something

[lost_alice]

well good luck with that

[Fearless_banana]

@Omar5881 I practically do this shit for living I'm not just injecting oils into my ass not knowing what they do.

[Omar5881]

Okie dokie good luck with it 👍

[Fearless_banana]

I'm pretty open with it despite it having negative attention. A lot of guys claim natty just because they don't like to explain this stuff to others like I am right now

[lost_alice]

how were you before? were you too thin?

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice Nope. Athletic and built. People thought I was gear before I even got on. I have great genetics lol

[lost_alice]

I bet you have lol so why do you need steroids?

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice It's a part of bodybuilding there is no way around it lol.

[lost_alice]

my cousin doesn't take them and he is a bodybuilder too

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice Is he trying to go pro?

[lost_alice]

he is already pro

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice What? Lol. What's his name?

[lost_alice]

Daniel I don't know his last name because it is not the same as mine but he is here in Brazil

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...574f3b92ae.jpg
That's brazil arnold classic 2014. People don't look like that natty ahah he is lying to you

[lost_alice]

I don't talk with him for 6 years so he isn't lying to me he is lying to his mother

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice Yeah you don't go pro without steroids lol.

[lost_alice]

so why go pro at all?

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice Who wouldn't want to go pro in a sport? I love this stuff.

[lost_alice]

they don't look good, you are good how you are but if you get like those guys it isn't not good

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice That's regular bodybuilding. I do classic physique. Something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOih-R8vMCY

[lost_alice]

it is better but you know that when your body gets bigger your dick looks smaller right lol

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice I got no issues there lol.

[lost_alice]

If you say so haha

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice I think half of this website has seen my dick lmfao

[lost_alice]

I don't want to be part of that half and why? lol

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice lmao they have been leaked and I really don't care who sees em at this point

[lost_alice]

was it a good pic at least?

[Fearless_banana]

@lost_alice I'm not answering that. You are 16. Go take a nap dude.

[Phoenix98]

Yup faith restored.

[lost_alice]

16 but I have seen lots of dicks lol

[TayTay21]

Men who lift are awesome, but bodybuilders are lame. They're all very insecure deep down because they were bullied in school. That's why they use steroids to make themselves huge so they can become bullies themselves. Even if some look good, most can't even get hard when it's sexy time. The shaved and primped bodybuilder look is really very effeminate.

[Fearless_banana]

I wasn't bullied in school at all lol. Was the top wrestler in my HS. I get random erections all day long too.

[Fearless_banana]

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[TayTay21]

@Fearless_banana You have nothing to worry about because you look nothing like a bodybuilder.

[Fearless_banana]

K then. lol

[BigJake]

LOL at the butthurt. Most bodybuilders are pretty faggy, and it doesn't hurt that "gay for pay" is still a big thing with these guys. Most bodybuilders have destroyed their endocrine systems within a few years and then can't function normally or get wood without a doc pumping pure T into them during foreplay.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake Where are you getting this information lol. If exogenous testosterone is used correctly it should do nothing but make your sex drive optimal. Progesterone steroids will decrease sex drive but need to be managed out with testosterone at the right ratio to keep everything in check. That is only temporary too. Most people go on and off steroids to let their bodies fully recover.

[BigJake]

@Fearless_banana The endocrine system has feedback mechanisms that react to serum levels of hormones. T production will eventually slow to nothing in the body with administration of exogenous T, even with cycling. Leydig cells aren't bulletproof.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake I understand all of that and dedicate a good portion of my life to this stuff. You are referencing this to injecting testosterone during foreplay.

What I don't understand is the level of butthurt that is targeted at bodybuilders. I love training and I have a lot of potential in this. The level of hate I have to deal with for doing this is unbelievable sometimes.

[BigJake]

@Fearless_banana A lot of the hate comes from the fact that guys who don't use gear get unfairly compared to guys who do. I played football for 4 years in high school and 2 years in college, and there were a few guys who I knew were using. Nobody in authority even wanted to catch them on it, so guys like me who didn't use had to watch these guys' lifts go up and their 40 times go down at a freakish rate. Not cool when you're trying to do everything by the book.

Pro bodybuilders mostly get hate because natty guys know they can never look like them, or even like the pro physique guys who are smaller. But all guys who lift and get big get hate from other guys. It goes with the territory.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake I get that but can you blame guys for not wanting to be honest about it? I am honest about it and told myself I would be for moral reasons but it bites me in the ass sometimes. You will either get

A. The guys who tells you that you are incredibly insecure and can't get hard anymore
B. The guys who tell you that you are killing yourself when you are actually under a doctor's supervision and have a better lipid profile than them lol.
C. The people who want to discredit all your hard work thinking that steroids are magic beans

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Truth be told most of us are just guys who absolutely love fucking training and living the lifestyle. Most steroid users are educated professionals in their late twenties to thirties.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake It's ridiculous on how quick people are too judge and I think it shows insecurity on their part. I can't tell you how many guys at a bar will tell me I'm a pussy for posing in a thong and tell me that they can lift more than me or win in a fight. it's fucking comical because I don’t want to fight anyone and I lift for aesthetics not for weight. It’s like they are trying to size me up everywhere I go. Girls see a guy like me and they automatically presume I’m some bully. They see a guy like me and it reminds them of a guy who hurt them. Meanwhile I'm just sitting there like.. ugh.. I'm just trying to chill here bro!

[Fearless_banana]

Girls always have a routine of giving you backhanded compliments that aren't really compliments. Then they get you in a position to where they will throw derogatory insults at you and if you rebuttal they will say you are insecure for getting mad lol.

[Fearless_banana]

Most of these issues stem on the internet though. For the most part people admire a physique for what it is. Most people are mad chill with me and don't have any issues with me. The internet people can sort of lash out and stem their own insecurities onto others without consequences or repercussions.

[Fearless_banana]

Stereotypes exist for a reason.. I get that. Human brains are wired for pattern recognition and like it or not there is some truth to almost all stereotypes. They exist because people have noticed the patterns.

Stereotypes are an example of reasoning from the specific to the general. We all do it, and it's important for survival. The problem arises when we assume a stereotype is true for a specific person or persons, or act on the assumption it may be true, instead of reserving judgment until you have confirming facts.

[BigJake]

@Fearless_banana I understand the benefits of gear, believe me. It's the most tempting thing in the world, especially for an athlete. But you're kidding yourself if you think you can beat the long-term health effects. The better drugs will beat your liver into pate, not to mention what they'll do to your endocrine functioning.

I met several older guys who'd played in our program in the '80s, and none of them endorsed gear because of the long-term costs they incurred. They said they used because everyone did back then, but it fucked them up. So that's all I needed to hear.

As far as people at bars go, if you're big at all, you'll get shit from drunk guys trying to buck up in front of girls. I don't even like going to bars because people try to start shit with me, mostly to prove they're tough shit to square up on a big guy. But that's just part of the deal.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake When you are almost 240 lbs at 6"1 and it's obvious you are on gear you get it to an unbelievable extent. Long term sides have never been really proven. I know you're referring to tren when it comes to kidney damage. My approach is hard training over drugs. The drugs are a tool and your choice of what drugs make all of a difference. That's a whole other debate though. For every study that says one thing there is another that contradicts it. I'm just talking about the negative shit people spew out for no reason other than try and bring you down.

[BigJake]

@Fearless_banana What I think is effeminate is this need to have 2.1% boyfriend all the time and post a hundred selfies a day to instagram. I see these guys doing this and there's no difference between them and the girls who constantly post pics of their asses. It's a girly thing, that need for likes and compliments from thirsty people.

But hey, if you do it for yourself, it's your thing. I never have understood the need some dudes have to look stage-ready all year, because it isn't like that's ever gotten any guy laid. It gets a lot of attention from gay men, but women lose interest quickly if you don't have something between your ears to back up your looks.

[BigJake]

@Fearless_banana No, all the 17aa steroids kill the liver. The only ones that don't are the less-effective drugs like Anavar, which really only works on women.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake
Here is a curveball.. If there was a man that had fascination of vintage cars.. I mean he was just obsessed with vintage cars and he could tell you the mechanics of every internal combustion engine created by Ford since 1903 when Ford was established.. He loved the idea of taking something that lacked solidity and building it into something that he sought out to be beautiful.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake Following up on that..! This man had a hobby of purchasing these vintage cars that were broken down and he fixed them up. He put in long hours of hard work into his projects and as a result.. it would always yield something that would be described not as refinement but rather extraordinary through the experiential reality of his own perception.

Now riddle me this.. would this man be called arrogant if he were to post pictures of those vehicles before and after on various car forums and social media? No that would be silly.. because he put a lot of hard work into do that and has every right to be proud of it. That is his craft and art form. That is what he absolutely loves to do and the same concept applies to fitness and bodybuilding.

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake Like I said I dedicate a good portion of my life to this. Takes up a lot of my time.. If I didn't post physique pictures or the fitness lifestyle on my social media.. I wouldn't have much to share. That's me..

[Fearless_banana]

@BigJake
If someone is proud of the way they look then they have the right to talk about it any chance that they want to within reason.. who are you to shame them and their confidence? In their perception they look good and that confidence creates an aura that people are generally attracted to.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Fearless_banana
"Girls see a guy like me and they automatically presume I'm some bully"

^^ Really?

That's weird, actually... Most of the *really* big guys I've known -- like the Samoans in my school growing up -- have always been SUPER CHILL.
Like, the "gentle giant" stereotype is totally a thing. (... with a physiological basis, too -- naturally big guys overproduce serotonin, which tends to make them more chill and less aggressive).

You for real? WOMEN react to you that way?
SMH fuckin weird...
Must be the rich OC chicks, dude. Anyone from my zip code would absolutely associate big dudes with chillaxin'.

[Fearless_banana]

@redeyemindtricks Lol go to the Irvine Spectrum and you will see. I avoid samoans at all costs for reasons you could probabaly imagine lmao. I think I already told you right?

[redeyemindtricks]

@Fearless_banana oh maybe? that sounds vaguely familiar now that you say it...

[Fearless_banana]

@redeyemindtricks Samoans from carson are fucking savage. They are the cause of me having to get corrective surgery from when I bouncing.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Fearless_banana Don't think you told me that story. Not in detail at least...

[Fearless_banana]

@redeyemindtricks I'll tell you later in message.

[goodmood]

As much as I'd like to agree since I'm a bodybuilder myself, let me just say one thing. If you need a bodybuilder boyfriend to make you feel safe, you need some time to rethink through your maturity and adulthood. As a bodybuilder, I prefer strong independent women who can take care of themselves. Not a weak girl who will come run to me crying for a hug.

[BigJake]

Bodybuilders are so insecure, and you can understand why when you meet them. They're all little guys. And most them aren't good athletes, because most never played sports after high school. But hey, some dudes go for fake tits, and some girls go for fake muscles.

[Mustachekitteh]

It's impressive to see them lifting heavy weights but I wouldn't want my boyfriend to be too huge. Other wise he would end up crushing me in 1 hug. :D

[19MK34]

Well done for actually using pictures of bodybuilders. The amount of people who think anybody who lifts weights is a bodybuilder is just ridiculous.

[Puppylove94]

https://gif.co/vfKE.gif

[akadatank44]

Lol youf attracted to those guys in the pics? You know how roids are bad for guys lol

[Puppylove94]

@akadatank44 no I don't like them as big as the guys in the pics. But I agree with a lot of the things she said. Something she missed is the determination it takes to get there. That's verrry impressive to me.

[LaVilaine]

I don't find a single person in these photos attractive. Not one. They all look like Frankenstein's Monster.

[evenlift]

Some of these are good points, but LOL at that last pic.

[Azgeda]

Is this take written by a bodybuilder's alt account lol?

[myTake Owner]

No I'm a volleyball player

[goodmood]

make sure you keep your ass slim and tight. Otherwise volleyball chicks are useless.

[JenSCDC]

OTOH, they aren't known for their endurance, and I happen to like guys with staying power:)

[Ghassan]

I don't like most of bodybuilders. They think they're these athletic freaks, but they are not athletic. Bodybuilding is more of an art than a sport and most bodybuilders don't realize that.

[Omar5881]

Some pics are just not healthy lol like the first pic that dude will die early
But lovely take 😛

[AhGojira]

You should add because they can't wipe their butt. It saves toilet paper.

[Hercules073]

First one is a scam. He is not working out but injecting oil mixed with alcohol. Pretty disgusting.

[PlzJustDie]

My crush's a bodybuilder. I agree for the most part.

[JustTinn]

Does he look huge?

[PlzJustDie]

@JustTinn Not like any of them in the pictures lol.

[JustTinn]

Oh good

[Hunterb]

bodybuilders are fucking gross u want more of a t 25 body or p90x

[Fearless_banana]

What? Weren't you mirin that bodybuilder on youtube yesterday? lol

[Hunterb]

@Fearless_banana yeah but he looks normal and not steroids

[Fearless_banana]

That dude is completley on steroids ahahha.

[Fearless_banana]

I can tell you that for a fact.

[Hunterb]

ok bro but he had a nice physique not a shit 1

[HyperNova]

Ummm anon... you know that first picture... That's synthol... ain't nobody afraid of synthol arms.

[akadatank44]

98% take steriods so have fun with that lol.

[PlzJustDie]

Do you?

[akadatank44]

@PlzJustDie nope. Not a bodybuilder tho. I just workout

[PlzJustDie]

That's gd to hear. Can't tell anymore who takes them or not.

[Azgeda]

First pic!
Those gains ain't loyal , the gains are oil BRUH!

[akadatank44]

@PlzJustDie they are really bad for you too. Can destroy your liver and cause problems. They are usually bought illegally and not given by a doctor they can become addictive and ruin peoples lives.

That said soo many athletes use them nowadays without being caught. More than likely they have someone watching out for them so they don't over use and just use enough to help them. Like HGH or test.

[akadatank44]

@Azgeda hahah that first pic sooo disgusting

[PlzJustDie]

Yeah. Most people take these to achieve a better looking body. My best friend looks great, and he has never popped any kind of pill before. And tbh sometimes you end up looking like one of these guys in the pictures... ew.

[Azgeda]

Yep. That's Romario Dos Santos Alves.
www.express.co.uk/.../Bodybuilder-arms-amputated-injecting-synthol-biceps
He almost lost his arm from all the site injections he takes.

The "shorter" sleeve tattoo guy is Rich Piana.
BIGGER BY THE DAY - DAY 100 - NEW PRE WORKOUT - COCAINE GOD DAMN IT - 309 LBS!!!
Right babe?
...*distant voice* right!

Arnold is pretty much the only guy who made it big on screen while most retired into obscurity or died in their 40s of certain... complications I think.

[akadatank44]

@PlzJustDie lol yeah ewww indeed. Most girls like taller athletic muscular dudes but not like these guys lol.

[akadatank44]

@Azgeda Jesus Christmas!!! He's ugly lol plus why go and inject shit that would make you loose your arm? Some people smh

[goodmood]

I don't need juice to get jacked. I'm totally against any sort of drugs

[akadatank44]

@goodmood ehhh you can say that on here easily and some other dude said the same stuff claiming he was clean but he was on copious amounts of roids. Its just best to believe y'all do because we'll bodybuilding itself isn't a natural thing and people don't look natural lol.

[Azgeda]

Yeah I thi

[Fearless_banana]

Lol guys those are few cases of retards that are injecting this shit into themselves not knowing what they hell they are doing @plzjustdie you know that video I showed you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb2_MRXID9E
This guy is running steroids. Not everyone on it looks like a ballooned up freak ahah.

[Azgeda]

Derp. I think most bodybuilders probably have some deep rooted issues that led to them doing what they do.

[Phoenix98]

Lol no they don't the only ones who really take steroids are the really new ones who have no clue what they're doing. Or the professionals who are size crazy, but most don't.

Source: worked in a gym for 3 years, many friends who are bodybuilders, professional trainer.

[Fearless_banana]

@Azgeda Synthol is way different from anabolic steroids.

[Fearless_banana]

Literally every celebrity male.. like the rock. that dude from captain america. They are all running testosterone lol

[PlzJustDie]

I know not everyone ends up looking like that. I'm just sayin that tons of people end up having a great body without taking them. In other words, it's always better if they DONT take them.

[Fearless_banana]

@PlzJustDie Definitely. People thought I was on gear long before I ended up getting into it. You can build an incredible physique without steroids. Unless you're trying to go PRO.. trying to get into modeling or the fitness industry/movies.. or if you are professional athlete then there is no reason to take it.

[Fearless_banana]

There is someone on this site that literally does this for living and trains professional fitness models and handles their steroid stacks and she is very well known on here. People don't know about this underground world until they get into it lol. Steroids aren't killing people and they are now practically being legally prescribed.

[Azgeda]

@Fearless_banana
I know I know lol , it's just that steroids are so done to death with when it's only a part of the whole supplement deal without getting into the peptides , and then drying up with some clen , DNP and ephedrine.

True about the hollywood deal tho. Like Christian Bale , that guy pretty much swings around weight-wise by the month. One year he's doing the Machinist.
spotmebro.com/.../BaleBefore.jpg
And then it's batman time , so it's whoop straight from 120 to 220.
spotmebro.com/.../BaleAfter.jpg

Girls have no idea what happens behind the scene.

[Fearless_banana]

@Azgeda Yep lol. Most steroid users are men in their late twenties that are educated professionals. People seriously have no idea how many people use lol

[PlzJustDie]

Fearless I think I know who it is.

[akadatank44]

@Phoenix98 you worked at one gym congrats your have worked and known one thousandths of a percentage of bodybuilders. You also don't kmow what people do in the privacy of their own homes. People lie about everything. There wouldn't be countless of websites selling roids and dealers at every gym if only beginners took it. Just shows there is a market and people are buying.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

@Fearless_banana So don't you lose muscle once you come off of them?

[Fearless_banana]

@OrdinaryGentleman I can maintain everything. I chose to stay on TRT though. I blast for a peroid of time at supraphysiological doses.. make my gains.. then come down and lower the testosterone to about 800 ng/dl keeping at a higher level but normal range. I can always maintain though.

[Fearless_banana]

I'm one of the rare ones that is open about everything. VERY few people are open. They don't want to be judged and they don't want their hard work to be discredited... or they will lose their sponsors. Why I refuse to have a official sponsor. I hate that about the fitness industry though. People aren't honest. I'm willing to take the hits.. I just tell the truth.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

@Fearless_banana So in order to maintain mass you have to keep your test, higher than average?

[Fearless_banana]

@OrdinaryGentleman 800 is average. It's on the higher average.

[Phoenix98]

Yeah our family friend also owns a gym which most of the bodybuilders in town go to, I go there regularly, my father was a bodybuilder and I talk to and converse with hundreds of them on fitness sites and forums. Most of whom do not use them, unless you would love to actually put statistical evidence, reports and the like that actually proves that 98% of all bodybuilders world wide use steroids instead of just stating your opinion, then please, please go right ahead, I can wait.

[Fearless_banana]

We are all chill here brahs. Steroids is a very debatable and controversial subject. Not every bodybuilder is a 300 lb monster freak. Not every bodybuilder has deep rooted insecurity issues. Some of us just love this shit and love training. I'm just stating what I know.

[KittieCat]

I don't wanna be crushed ;_; maybe a happy medium?

[slimstiffy]

not sure if srs or sarcasm