Calculating Female value on the S€xual Marketplace for Marriage (Trigger warning)

[British_Empire_1707]

Women
Age:

16-20= 30 points
20-25= 25 points
25-30= 20 points
30-35= 10 points
35-40= 5 points
40+ = 0 points

Height:

4'10ft-5ft= 20 points

5ft-5'5ft = 40 points

5'ft5-5'10ft = 30 points

5'10ft-6ft = 10 points

6ft-6'2ft = 5 points

6'2ft+ = 0 points

Children:

Wants children = 40 points

Has Children = 5 points

Doesn't want children = 0 points

Size:

Size 0= 10 points

Size 6= 40 points

Size10= 30 points

Size 12= 20 points

Size 14= 10 points

Size 16= 5 points

Size 18= 0 points

Build:

Thin = 30 points

Athletic= 40 points

Fit= 50 points

Curvy= 60 points

Average = 20 points

Chubby = 10 points

Fat = 0 points

Obese= -20 points

Cooking:

Amazing cook =50 points

Excellent cook =40 points

Average cook = 30 points

Bad cook = 10 points

Won't cook = 0 points

Can't cook = -10

Face:

Extremely beautiful = 50 points

Very pretty = 40 points

Average pretty = 30 points

Below average = 10 points

Education

University masters = 50

University bachelors= 40 points

University graduate= 30 points

Technical college = 20 points

High school = 10 points

No education = 0 points

Eye colour:

Blue= 40 points

Green= 30 points

Hazel= 20 points

Brown= 10 points

Virtue:

Virgin= 60 points

1 previous lover= 40 pojnts

2 previous lovers = 30 points

3 previous lovers = 20 points

4 previous lovers = 10 points

5+ previous lovers = 0 points

Do you have a dowry: (The new more modern up to date dowry for 21st century could be considered what monetary assets bride herself brings to the relationship such as money, property, savings, earnings, an inheritance etc)

Yes= 20 points

No= 0 points

Boobs:

Enormous set = 50 points

Large set =45 points

Average set = 40 points

Small set = 30 points

Tally up your score to see what you get😉

[jadspop]

This list is entirely subjective...

It's like a box office review of a movie or s have review... Even if we assume that this information was actually gathered actually (which I question) just cuz other people have someone/thing a good score dissent mean you'll like it to. .

In short... The entire list is subjective... So don't go basing your self worth or anything on this list...

I'm relitively sure it was all made on a small groups of not a single persons preferance of what they like... So I wouldn't call this list accurate or useful

[British_Empire_1707]

Every thing in life is subjective even your own personal opinion.

[jadspop]

I mean... Of course an opinion is subjective. . that's kind of what I just explained...

[British_Empire_1707]

What you think is Subjective is subjective

[jadspop]

Please unfollow me...

[Nachowedgie]

The definition of the word subjective isn't subjective, it's fact.

[jadspop]

Eehhh... Language is complicated... Definitions are just what most people understand a word to mean... And that's not including that different sources... Say... Webster's vs the library or Congress... Might actually have different definitions... Granted most of those situations are just a matter of wording but still agree with what the overall purpose of the word is...

So although I think that guy is stupid... It can be argued that the term "subjective" is itself subjective to the opinion of how a person thinks the word should be used...

GRANTED definitions exist cuz it's a common understanding... And although it may be up for debate exactly how subjective a definition is...

If you don't agree with the majority of people who agree that that's what it means...

Your probably an idiot

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Omg hahahahahaha life and relationships ain't about points and anyone going by points, well that'll be a big ZERO for them.. Damn man, people are more that POINTS...but here I got a point system for you...
*Getting to wake up with your partner vs burying your partner-100 points
*Being healthy enough to still have sex verses not- 100 points
*Having someone that loves you besides/inspite of/ because of your little imperfections-100 points...
The short and skinny of it: treat people like people not points

[Avicenna]

Brains, you’re off the charts! No wonder guys are always crushing on you.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Avicenna Thanks for the compliment

[Avicenna]

You’re welcome, and it’s well deserved.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Avicenna 🤗🤗

[Guy13]

To each their own is all I can say. Agree with some and disagree with others.

[MCheetah]

Ugh. I feel dirty reading this... This is also super right-leaning, white-preferenced, and extremely subjective. (Why are short women ranked the highest? "Curvy" is thin AF! ) But since @yads_is_back pointed it out, I'm going to rank my ex on here before she passed away and see how she scores for sh*ts and giggles.

Age (she would've been in 2020): Thirty in October = 20 points
Height: 6'3.5" = 0 points
Children: Wanted them = 40 points
Size: 20 = 0 points
Build: Inbetween OP's "standards of "chubby" and "fat," so I'll split the diff = 5 points.
Cooking: Amazing; enough to be a professional if she wanted = 50 points
Face: I'd personally say "Extremely beautiful," but going by OP; I'll assume some anorexic-bias here and drop her down to "Very pretty" = 40 points
Education: Nursing school = 20 points
Eye color: Blue = 40 points
"Virtue:" Four previous partners = 10 points
Dowry equivalent: Yes; she made slightly more money than me and as doctors, her parents were quite financially stable = 20 points
Breasts: 40H bust = 50 points

TOTAL: 295 points out of a virginal 20-year-old, wealthy, Masters-holding, 5'2" Alexandra Daddario 530 maximum, meaning the love of my life was only about 55% wife-worthy. Guess I should be happy it didn't happen then! /s

[Yads_Is_Back]

Well there’s a first for everything 😂 lol but seriously, I can’t speak for women on Reddit but since males do the exact same thing, like the one I referenced for example, neither gender is any more innocent than the other. Everybody needs to get along, let’s be real

[British_Empire_1707]

@Yads_Is_Back Alexandra Daddrido is 5′ 8″. Great tits though

[Yads_Is_Back]

No idea who that is lol

[Yads_Is_Back]

I just realized I commented this on the wrong one. I didn’t mean to comment on this post lmao

[MCheetah]

@Yads_Is_Back
Alexandra Daddario is the one in the GIF under "boobs", but she's only a 32C which is as average/mediocre as you can get. She has fantastic cleavage, but her boobs themselves are near-exactly average size (a little bigger/perkier than 34C though due to how skinny she is). I commented on her because OP seems to be in love with her (showed her on other posts, too), but at 5'8", 34, and no college degree, wouldn't even pass OP's own standards for a wife.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Lol I’m a 34 C and get the same comments yet never heard of the chick so thats why I was like whaaat? Lol but I get ya

[British_Empire_1707]

@Yads_Is_Back she never wears a bra with low cut tops, so try that.

[Yads_Is_Back]

@british_empire_1707 Lol I’m not trying to be like somebody else 🤣

[British_Empire_1707]

@Yads_Is_Back display the goods in the window to attract customers is all im sayin😉

[Yads_Is_Back]

Unless you don’t accept the customers lmao

[Yads_Is_Back]

Only one customer allowed in my shop and that’s my fiancé lol This reminds me of that episode of George Lopez 😂
And you lied; she DOES dress provocatively. I just Googled her. She shows more than I do!

[MCheetah]

@Yads_Is_Back
"She never wears a bra whenever wearing low cut tops, so try that." (She doesn't wear bras.)
Not "She never wears an outfit such as a bra with a low cut top, so try that." (She doesn't dress promiscuously.)

[Yads_Is_Back]

That’s probably why she’s more saggy then.

Either way, I’m not into women. How did we get on this 😂

[British_Empire_1707]

@Yads_Is_Back well gravity wins eventually

[Anonymous]

This is mostly spot on, but I have to disagree with you on a few things, and add a couple of others.

Age: 16-20 = 30 points - should be 15. Women that age are physically but not much else. They tend to be very immature, self-centered and sexually bland.

Has Children = 5 points - nah, that's a big goose egg right there.

University masters = 50 - should be 20. Highly educated women tend to have their priorities fucked up and usually make poor wives and even worse mothers.

Boob size - Enormous set = 50 points - gotta disagree here too. I would rather have medium size than enormous. Enormous boobs are typically not shaped well and women who have them tend to be chunky.

I will add something that is extremely important to me, which is sexuality. If she is open minded, hungry, adventurous and kinky, that means big bonus points. For example, if she truly enjoys anal, which some women do (I've dated some) then I'm willing to forgive some other deficits.

NOTHING makes up for being a feminist. She can score 1,000 on everything else and her score drops to 0 when she starts talking feminism. That shit is unforgiveable today.

[British_Empire_1707]

A lot of women from what I've seen are feminists up until marraige time and when they have kids. Feminism is like a childish phase that most grow out of.

[Berethor]

It looks like you got two mistakes in that list, the height and education categories are from the male value on the sexual marketplace for marriage, but the rest seems to be about right, guys usually don't care much about girls height and education, the attraction for short girls is actually a fatish, an understandable fatish because shortness makes a girl look feminine and younger but a short height don't make a girl superior in the same way that tall guys are superior to short guys, when a short girl marry a tall guy then she is the one who benefit from it the most, because the tall guy have strong genes. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to date a girl who is taller than myself, it looks weird when a girl is taller than a guy, because guys tend to be naturally taller than girls, and if a girl is very tall then she might be a trans, there is trans everywhere nowadays. As for education, a girl could become a housewife, and then she is also less likely to sacrifice her motherhood and femininity for the sake of career, as so many feminists do, but that said an uneducated girl is more likely to be a gold digger, so there is sure some logical reasons for a guy to prefer an educated girl.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Housewife

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WomenPreferStrongMen

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MenGetOldWomenGetReplaced

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyGirlIsNotASlut

[meetkitty123]

I was considering this... But hells to the nos

You know what pardon me but this American is gonna try to curse it out British style...

Bloody Hell are you taking the piss? What the arse! This cack is Bollocks! Only a berk would take this for face value!

Translation
What the hell? you gotta be kidding me! WTF is this bullsh#t. Only an ass would take this for face value!

Really who the hell came up with this shit?
Nah I'm good not gonna waste my time.

Whoever wrote this is a Wanker and can Naff off! They can chop their pecker off and shove up their own arse!

THIS VALUE SYSTEM IS MEANT FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF CHAV

PEACE I'm out

THIS American DROPS THE MIC

[Guardian45]

Well-said!

[British_Empire_1707]

(Cheeky British fellow picks up the mic)
Trigger warning. Low scores may offend
(drops mic)

[meetkitty123]

Actually it's the lack of tack in this questionnaire and your lack of consideration to the opinions of those who responded to you that is repulsive. This by no means calculates the value of a women. This list makes a mockery out of the worth of a real woman. This questionnaire is disgraceful and demeaning. Originally my detest was towards the original creator of the questionnaire and I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt. I figured you're new here and testing the waters. Now I see I was mistaken especially since you decided to take the immature route and attempt to take a low blow jab towards me instead of respecting the opinion that was actually the same as everyone else's if you bothered to read anybody else's post thoroughly you would have seen no one else here appreciates the questionnaire. Even the men are telling you it's bogus. Yet instead of agreeing with the individuals who are giving you their time on your post and laugh with them you are attacking them. For what reason do you have to defend this survey? Surely you did not write this yourself? Your determination to defend this piece speaks volumes of your character. Furthermore you yourself acknowledge and realize the offense behind the question and yet you still decided it was a good idea to post it. Somehow you made it seem alright and acceptable in your mind by adding the word trigger. You should have just been honest and say I know this is offencive but I don't give a damn because I'm in the mood to insult every woman out there because apparently my s*** don't stink and I'm better than everyone else! Hey you can try to sugarcoat this questionnaire all you want but it's clear by everyone's answers that you're not fooling anybody. We all see the questionnaire for what it is... Crap.

[British_Empire_1707]

Well I haven't done a male one yet so...
And at the end of the day its a rough superficial guide.

[Anonymous]

Here is what I like in a woman, related to this mytake:

Age: I like women between 18-35, but I prefer 20-25.

Height:
I like them tall, and I disagree with points, I don't mind if she is taller than 6'0.

Children:
Wants children = 40 points

Size:
Size of what? Shoes? Boobs? Butt? All irrelevant to me. Waist? Thin.

Build:
Either Athletic= 40 points or Fit= 50 points
Who the hell would date an obese woman? It's the same as fat in my opinion.

Cooking:
It doesn't matter, I'm not conservative.

Face:
Extremely beautiful = 50 points or Very pretty = 40 points

Education
Any education is good.

Eye colour:
What about grey eyes? What about points for hair colour?

Virtue:
Only one of us has to a virgin :P JK, I prefer experienced girls.

I don't care about dowry, I'm not a patriarchist.

Boobs:
Average set = 40 points or Small set = 30 points
No points for legs and butt? Weird.

My values are quite different, but it was fun comparing different systems.

[Yads_Is_Back]

420

This list is really messed up though lol
But for those men who do take the list hypocritically, as a 420 it’s reasonable for me to have high standards, so if I make a list like this in reference to men, if you ain’t above 400 then don’t complain 😊👍🏼

[British_Empire_1707]

Sounds good. I haven't got around to a list for men. Send me a link if you do.

[Yads_Is_Back]

It's just funny that you guys get on to us women for doing this exact same thing lol
But I'm making one so hold on

[Yads_Is_Back]

@british_empire_1707 here
Calculating Male value on the S€xual Marketplace (Trigger warning) REVERSED from the previous take ↗

[sensible27]

420 lol : )

[Yads_Is_Back]

@sensible27 Yep :) You doubting any of it? Lol feel free to share what you think I might be lying about. I don’t mind being confronted lol

[sensible27]

Nah, not really doubting it, don't even look at others to compare lol. But the number is good.

Side note : 4/20 was also Hitler's birthday. Not that it relates but just for the gigs

[Yads_Is_Back]

@sensible27 Someone rose messaged me about it having something to with smoking weed 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Yads_Is_Back]

Else*

[Silverio_Stieger]

So she's a hitlerian weed smoker 🤣🤣🤣

[Yads_Is_Back]

@Silverio_Stieger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sensible27]

Yeahs it's the weed thing but it's more of a meme just in an on itself. people are like 420 haha and I'm (or used to be) sort of amused

[Anonymous]

Firstly, that first condition, age, which states 16-20= 30 points is kind of f***ed up. I mean shouldn’t it be 18-20? I mean a 16 year old is still in school, and by no means responsible. Additional condition: Age<18 = -∞
Secondly, I would have to disagree with certain things. Personal preference, I don’t really want kids, cooking skills aren’t that important, eye color isn’t important, how many sexual partners you been with doesn’t really matter, and f**king dowry is not just kind of f**ed up.

[British_Empire_1707]

modern dowry. Its what she brings whethef its potential earnings from a job or her savings or even property

[MysteriousDarkness]

This can be altered to a persons preferences. People like different ages, heights, builds, eyes (color, shape), size of nose, shape of eyebrows, facial shape, boob size, education level etc. Depending on where a person lives and what school or schools they went to they might have 10s of thousands of dollars in student loans. Having a degree is not a guarantee for a person to get a job in the field they went to school for.
A person might not want anymore kids or any at all. Someone who wants to have kids of their own would rank lowest.
What would a person get if they have heterochromia? What if they have both eyes a different color or one eye is two different color?
With the virture part they could not be a virgin because they willingly had sex or were raped by one or more people.
What's the difference between someone who is considered excellent or amazing at cooking?

[Tstrbrainer]

I don't think this list is correct.
Not many 16 to 20 girls are willing to get married at that age, according to my knowledge.
Plus there are other personality traits which might supersedes other factors like height, size etc.

This list mostly feels like a general collection of opinions from fashion industry

[wolfcat87]

Yeah, the age 16 was pretty pervy. Add on that most supermodels are around 5'10" or taller. How many men would turn them down? Plus, they don't seem to understand women's sizes. A woman who is 4'11" wearing a size 0 is built nothing like a woman who is 6'0" wearing a size 0. So, men have no idea what size a woman wears looking at her. lol

[Tstrbrainer]

Yeah😅

[Virgo31]

Lol I’m not in half these categories starting with age

[British_Empire_1707]

your undear age lol

[Virgo31]

Lol 😂

[Curabyron]

It's concerning how the age between 16-20 has the highest point (like dayum, you's like them young af girls?)
But anyways I have 360 points

[British_Empire_1707]

... yeah you do.

[Curabyron]

of course I like boys between that age, after all I am that age 😅

[British_Empire_1707]

.. fresh

[Curabyron]

... bloody and bruised fresh flesh

[British_Empire_1707]

... nice

[Curabyron]

... perfect to fulfill my cravings for human flesh

[Alex_988_2]

@curabyron nice teeth lol...
Follow me tho

[Curabyron]

@Alex_988_2 maybe maybe not

[Kaneki05]

This list is pretty much bs to me. Especially women not wanting kids that would have quite a bit of points especially at my age how about 900 points lol.

[Reaperbot666]

• did you make this yourself or find online?
• because could be made into a test for an online website. however could also make it the other way around for guys also.
• however you forgot 1 topic when it comes to schooling or the result of schooling.
• which is the amount of debt they are build up over the years.

[British_Empire_1707]

Calculating Male value on the S€xual Marketplace (Trigger warning) REVERSED from the previous take

[British_Empire_1707]

Calculating Male value on the S€xual Marketplace (Trigger warning) REVERSED from the previous take ↗

[Reaperbot666]

well then

[Reaperbot666]

interesting how she didn't income income for the guys version.

[Warmapplecrumble]

I got 280 😂😂😂😂😂 but I was unsure of some things so I under calculated :

Like I didn't know if I was a excellent cook or average , or what big boobs are or what a below average woman looks like

[Warmapplecrumble]

Wasn't sure if body count meant sex or flirty touching either 😂

[Natehunter199]

I really dont see why size is allway a big deal. But yes im a guy and i like boob of all sizes.

[Warmapplecrumble]

@Natehunter199 I guess for some men it does, but don't care if someone rejects me for that 😂,

[Natehunter199]

Just be proud of what you got

[Warmapplecrumble]

@Natehunter199 lol 😂 okay 🙂

[Juxtapose]

How is having kids better than not wanting kids at all? wtf?

Kids suck.

[hithisiszack]

Ya man true

[_Whatever]

That's my point. I can't vote because this isn't accurately calculated.

[British_Empire_1707]

@_Whatever it is. Its a general over all rating. You might not like the taste of whiskey but it has a set value.

[_Whatever]

@british_empire_1707 ... Right. I know. And his set values are wrong in several ^ of the instances up there.

[British_Empire_1707]

@_Whatever I too think whiskey is overpriced but well that's the market value

[Anonymous]

Men: It's women who put harsh standards on themselves, men aren't picky
Men:

[British_Empire_1707]

This gives women with impossibility high standards a reality check.

[Avicenna]

I’d give taller women more points and curvy women fewer. Id deduct 40 points per kid she already has and differentiate between what degrees are in. I’d also award points for a good peronality and deduct for mental illnesses.

[_Whatever]

The term "trigger warning" is retarded and no one should use it.

Anyway, I guess I don't understand-- a HIGH score is allegedly a good thing, right? Then a lot of your tabulations here are complete nonsense, dude.