Most Helpful Girl
Since you're not fat (That'd be the top reason) ... I'd guess you're mainly around fat women due to social circles. Are most of your hobbies and interests sedentary and your circle of friends largely sedentary? This lifestyle catches up with women first, though it gets men sooner or later too.
Most Helpful Guy
(strokes chin thoughtfully) Question for your sir; are you black? If you are then you are not alone. This is something that afflicts most black men. Black men have a weakness for Ass. Fat black women have been trapping black men for years; utilizing the trait to exploit his weakness! If it is round in the right places and jiggles then a black man will loose 89% to 98% of his common sense and rationality.
If you are not black (or Jewish or Asian) and if you've made the mistake of giving a fat woman or even a chubby woman a compliment in front of a fat woman or women, then you have been afflicted with Faticus Desperaticosisus.
FD or the Fat-Finger Touch is a disease that is spread through line of sight. And thanks to social mediums, now it can spread through the internet as well, following you throughout your dating life... or at least until you change states or jobs.
How do you unfortunately become affected? >sighssniffs