- My girl farts a lot and at me / I fart compulsively on my guy
- My girl rarely toots / my girly butt ain't about that life
- Wait, girls fart? What!!!
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I would never purposely fart or in any way direct the fart towards my man. If it happens, I excuse myself and don't make a big deal out of it. It is a bodily function, after all. What she is doing is definitely childish and unladylike and I think it would be a turn off for most guys. I would just tell her again and make sure she knows you are serious. It is not something worth breaking up over, but tell her it is a turn-off for you.