Most Helpful Guy
Are you dateable? Yes, absolutely!
Would I, specifically, approach you? No, and here's why: Let's imagine we are both at a club or something, we're both alone, at the bar, resting, having a couple drinks. You are a few chairs away to the right, I'm having a large beer, most likely depressed about life in general. This is what I imagine to be the scenario happening of me approaching you.
Beginning simulation in 3... 2...
*sips beer, talking to myself quietly* "Aw jeez, where the fuck is Vasili...*
*accidentally looks to the right* "Hmm... she's kinda cute... I should talk to her maybe..."
*takes another sip* "Nah, she's cute and knows it. Seriously, where the fuck is Vasili?"
*looks back to his beer, pondering why he decided to wake up this morning*
"ok, you can do this... she's human, you're human... just get up and say hello..."
*takes a long 15 second blink* "but first finish the beer, yeah... some fucker's gonna steal my beer... yeah..."
*takes another look at you to ensure you're still there* "so what's the plan? just 'hello, I'm compo, what's your name, darlin?' what is this, 1920 mobster?"
*takes another few sips* "ok, how about 'oh, I didn't notice you there, i'm compo, what's your name?'... nah... too creepy..."
*drinks half a glass straight away* "ok fuck it, just wing it!"
*barely stands up, drunk as balls at this point and makes his way towards you, looking like a zombie* "hell... o... I be... c.. c... com... BLARGHGHGH"
*pukes on all over you as you run away in terror, screaming for security*