Most Helpful Girl
Most Helpful Guy
*ahem* this is how it would go down I imagine
1.) Ask @MissNowhere (or any other GAGer out)
2.) Get rejected for Ale or someone else
3.) Change plans. Go to ihop alone, draw frowney faces on the pancakes with syrup, then binge eat them
4.) Go home and play super sad sounding chords on guitar to show my internal struggle
5.) Go on GAG at 4am and rant about it... Maybe a question along the lines of like "Why does EVERY girl reject me?"
6.) Rant more about life to my dogs and act like they understand English. Complain about how any GAGers who disagreed with my question in number 5 like "They just don't get in bros 😞" *dogs stare back in confusion*
7.) Eat a poptart to make myself feel better and go about my life with a pokerface like nothin happened. Cured on the outside by the sweet artificial flavoring of cinnamon sugar, I continue with life with a hurt soul filled with frowney emoticons (😞) underneath the pokerface.
^This. I imagine it'd be something along the lines of this. 😂