Most Helpful Girl
That is a one way ticket to being dumped.
You could be telling the truth. So she should dump you.
You could just be wanting excess drama in your life. So she should dump you.
In any case, you're 99% positively a manipulative dick. So she should dump you.
Most Helpful Guy
Only if you want to end the relationship. Some things are too important to ever treat as a joke. How would you feel if someone pranked you by telling you that you mother had been killed in a car accident?