I have received your electronic missive, most indeed. Since we are within the confines of this platform meant for wooing and courtship, I request your immediate cooperation in presenting to me a viable communication methodology in which both of us may banter, impart, relay, and transmit information regarding our personality, idiosyncrasies, and behaviorisms to each other in a reciprocal fashion. I shall see in these subsequent interactions, whether you are to my liking or not.
I bid you farewell.
What would you think?
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Nope out. The "greetings" makes me think of fedora tipping m'ladys and nothing he says dislodges that feel. "Behaviorisms" does not mean what they're trying to make it mean either.
Just talk like a normal person and ask about her hobbies.