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But would you be happy in a sorority? Would the cattiness or pettiness bother you?
I had a rule about such organizations: "I shall not participate in any group that abases my individual dignity, nor through inaction allow my self to become a participant." Inspired by "I, Robot", or "The Repo Man Code":
And frankly, I drank myself sick in high school and really didn't need to do that again.