Most Helpful Girl
Ummmm you're a man? So you are the man in the relationship unless there is another man involved somehow...
And no, I'm not being obtuse, I get what you're saying, but it's a moot point.1THIS IS NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE
Most Helpful Guy
Alright, let's get down to business... You must be swift as a coursing river. You must have all the force of a great typhoon. You must have all the strength of a raging fire. Lastly, be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Heed my every order!0THIS IS NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE