Do I have to become a PUA?

I was sitting down and thinking just a few moments ago about the following hypothetical kitchen conversation with my future wife, after of course learning PUA and becoming the best human being ever (much sarcasm intended).

Me: "Honey, remember when we were dating and I perfectly executed that deep dive, followed by an absolutely flawless jealousy trap and close? I was seriously considering nexting you, until you became my oneitis."

Wife: "Okay..."

Me: "Wasn't that AWESOME?"

It's hard to ignore this idea that being a guy, even a talented, attractive guy just isn't enough and that the ONLY way to go is to learn these 'tactics.' Resident PUA's, please tell me about your lives and how amazing they are and how your relationships actually turn out.
Do I have to become a PUA?
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